Tis the season for award show nominees. Here are the few, the amazing – the lesser known nominees.
10. Chelsea Clinton
Best Supporting Daughter In An Election Year
This is her third nomination.
9. Critics Who Voted For Alec Baldwin
No one had this Baldwin’s back like the Critics Choice Awards in the tete a tete with Donald Trump. Except possibly Stephen, who just loves to clap.
Technical Achievement Award
Look, if they really did hack the election results, they need an award. Unless that award is Donald Trump, in which case – yeah, it’s probably already a little man dipped in gold.
7. J.K. Rowling
Best Script That Was A Sequel But Never Really Said Sequel
6. Rogue One
LOOKS LIKE J.K. ROWLING HAS A RUN FOR HER MONEY.
Best Lead Actor
It’s pronounced “lead.”
Best TV Show Based On True – NO IT’S NOT A TRUE STORY ABORT 010101101
Best TV Show Based On A Movie Based On A True NO NO NO 01110101
Happiest Cyborgs Ever Award
3. El Chapo
Favorite Breakout Artist
2. Clean Jeans And A Comfy Shirt
Best Original Score