When the Republican presidential primary began, many pundits assumed that it was a foregone conclusion that Mitt Romney would end up the nominee.  This was mostly based on the former Massachusetts governor’s central appeal to voters: No matter where you stand on a particular issue, at some point Mitt Romney has agreed with you.  And will probably do so again in the future.
 
Romney’s front runner status was also based on the notion that his chief rivals such as Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry had a distinct disadvantage in that voters …

 
We hear from our friends at Gizmodo that Fleshlight has made a iPad case you can make sweet sweet love to. Throughout history, man has loved his new devices. Technology has given a boner to men since the dawn of invention. From early sexy made tools and arrowheads of homo erectus to the steam engine, when there’s been a hot new gadget, man has fucked it.
5 other inventions through history man has had sex with:
 
Promethean Era: Fire- Man’s first instinct when feasting his eyes on the shiny crackle and sparkle of …

If there is one constant about the Roman Catholic Church through the centuries, it is this: they love change.  So Catholics around the globe had to be delighted this past November when the Vatican issued a new translation of its mass in order to bring the text closer to the original Latin.  This is in keeping with their new mission statement:
“Looking to the future by using a dead language.”
Here are some of the highlights of the new translation:
One of the biggest changes in the mass comes early on.  For decades, …

 
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The annual Adult Entertainment Expo descends upon Las Vegas yet again this week, and while most of the attention will be showered  upon the well-regarded starlets who force our tongues into alliterative acrobatics each time we say names like Courtney Cummz, Dana Dearmond, and Kayden Kross; there are also the unsung “members” of the XXX business, without whose participation many orifices would go unfilled, many pleasures would go unknown, and many shots would be deemed unworthy of reimbursement. Yes, without male talent many adult films would consist solely of hot girl-on-girl …

There’s not a lot of evidence out there that Mitt Romney has interacted with black people very often. We imagine the ex-Massachusetts Governor and GOP frontrunner’s handlers have told him to keep a fair distance from African-Americans ever since the infamous “Who Let the Dogs Out” incident. So, we here at National Lampoon have taken it upon ourselves to post every piece of photographic evidence we could happen upon that suggests that Mitt Romney has been in the presence of black people before. It was a tough slog through several …

 
Tech fans, it’s time to focus all your attention on Las Vegas! The 2012 International Consumer Electronics Show is in full swing and anyone who loves gadgets, gizmos, and unnecessary innovations are sure to get their fair share of mind-blowing demonstrations- as manufacturers put their latest and greatest inventions on display for all the world to drool over. While we’re sure you’ll hear a ton about the latest from brands like Nintendo, Apple, and SONY, we here at National Lampoon have scoured the floor for some of the more unsung …

It’s a new year for all of us! A time to start with a clean slate to destroy slowly over 12 months. We all try to make resolutions. Some of us have already failed and hung it up til 2013. But some, namely the celeb headline grabbers of 2011, need to stick to those resolutions the most. Lets take a look at who is trying to make some real changes in 2012.
 

Alec Baldwin
Move on from Words with Friends to solitare.
 
 
 

Casey Anthony
Open that daycare I’ve dreamed about
 
 
 

Conrad Murray
Practice the …

Happy New Year you bunch of animals! BuzzFeed has compiled an amazing list of new years day wake up shockers. Here are a few, you can see the whole 25 here.

Breakfast slam gone bad?
 

Healthy habits in the new year
 

Start 2012 clean and fresh.
 

Travel more.
See the whole list HERE.
 

LeBron James
Considered by many to be the greatest basketball player on Earth, LeBron James tragically choked during the 2011 NBA finals. Turns out, though, that was just a metaphor.

Lou Reed
Shortly after his death, Metallica collaborated with Lou Reed’s corpse to make “Lulu,” a bizarre work of “anti-rock” that could only have been composed by a dead man. Maybe that’s mean. But Lou Reed literally does not give a shit what anybody says about him. Because he is dead. Ok, turns out not really.

Kanye West
It would be hard to …