2012 Resolutions: What The Newsmakers Are Trying To Stick To In The New Year

3 January 2012 View Comments
By NatLamp Staff
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It’s a new year for all of us! A time to start with a clean slate to destroy slowly over 12 months. We all try to make resolutions. Some of us have already failed and hung it up til 2013. But some, namely the celeb headline grabbers of 2011, need to stick to those resolutions the most. Lets take a look at who is trying to make some real changes in 2012.

 

Alec Baldwin

Move on from Words with Friends to solitare.

 

 

 

Casey Anthony

Open that daycare I’ve dreamed about

 

 

 

Conrad Murray

Practice the phrase “only take 2 of these and call me in the morning”



 

Justin Bieber

Meet less crazed fans in a bathroom stall backstage.

 

 

 

Prince William and Princess Kate

Host more events with silly hat requirements.

 

 

 

Herman Cain

Hire a new secretary, but refrain from calling her your Sex-retary

- unless she’s cool with it.

 

 

 

Rod Blagojevich

Let go of trying to groom the hair so much, it just makes you way too pretty to other prisoners.

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