21 Rick Perry Presidential Slogans
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This past weekend Rick Perry officially hit the road on his 2012 Presidential Campaign with a flashy tour bus adorned with the slogan, “Get America Working Again.” While we admit it’s a catchy slogan, we here at the National Lampoon have a few suggestions should he want to take things in a new direction. So without further ado, some new, albeit less presidential slogans for the Texas Governor. Be sure to add the name “Rick Perry” before reading each of them aloud.
Putting the “Execute” in Executive Branch
The Issues: You Name ‘em, I’m Against ‘em
Bringin’ Tea to the Inauguration
I Swear to God I’m Not Josh Brolin
America, Love It or Threaten to Leave It and then Run for President!
Perry/Mason ’12- Now I Have to Find a Guy Named Mason to Run With
Katy Perry’s Dad! What? You Don’t Know?
My Tubes May Be Tied But I Still Have a Boner For the US of A
Bernanke? More Like, “Burn Yankee!”
America’s Faith Healer
Bringin’ the Heat Regardless of What Climatologists Say
It’s Either This or I Find a Baseball Team to Run Into the Ground
T is for Texas, R is for Rick, and P is for President
The First Guy Named Rick You Can Trust
America is Broken, Let’s Shoot for Broke
The Insane Candidate WITH a Penis
If At First You Don’t Secede…
You Can Hate Your Government or You Can Make Me Your Government
Don’t Mess with Texas or You Might Not Have a Texas to Mess With
George W. Bush Without All of the Uncertainty
Run and Gun with Governor Rick



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