A Whites Only Blog: The Rand Paul Marijuana Experience
By Eddie “Cube” Rawls
Hello there my white brothers! If you’re Black, Jewish, Chinese, Irish, Injun, Mexican, ride in a wheelchair, or are anything not exactly lily-white, please, go anywhere you’d like on the internet. Just stay off this very private blog.
Now, you may not agree with the libertarian principles of Rand Paul, the Republican Senatorial candidate from Kentucky, but the strict adherence to his values is a necessary predicate to the furtherance of important national policy: smoking weed.
For people who still don’t believe that medical marijuana is a mainstream issue supported by a majority of Americans, last night’s GOP Senate primary in Kentucky provided just one more example.
Newcomer Rand Paul, son of Republican congressman Ron Paul, defeated establishment candidate Trey Grayson, in part, because of his support for medical marijuana laws.
Still think the pairing of a racist absolutist philosophy with the legalization of marijuana to be off in some distant land filled with dancing bears, bongs, veggie burritos, and spinning girls with unkempt armpits and worn Birkenstocks? No way. Weed and Rand Paul shall blaze forward as one and be an odd couple no more.
Obviously, since limited government is a touchtone of libertarianism and Rand Paul’s brand, pot smokers must first learn to accept the freedom to discriminate. The right to discriminate must be a part of any real freedom if one truly has liberty in his heart.
Sure, it’s easy pickens to call Rand Paul and his Republican supporters names like, “Racists, or scumbags, or dickheads, or Raid-Huffers, or Teabaggers, or crusaders against ramps for people with spinal bifida and live in a wheelchair,” but that’s far too easy. Rand Paul’s one of us — A real American. A Good Guy.
The genius that is Rand Paul is unification by division. If pot smokers want their rights under a Rand Paul America, they really need accept all principles of libertarianism and hold out to the absolute extremes of the doctrine. Despite the piercing cries of liberal detractors who only set out to kill Rand Paul’s buzz, libertarian pot smokers must press on. Without discrimination, there can’t be legalization.
It’s time pot smokers free their minds. That’s libertarianism! An equal opportunity philosophy. So, open up white blogging pot smokers! Learn to live in a peaceful world with the liberty to discriminate against all.


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