Future Lawsuits For Lindsay Lohan

20 March 2010 View Comments

By NatLamp Staff
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In light of the recent lawsuit against E*Trade by Lindsay Lohan for the talking baby commerical featuring a baby named ‘Lindsay’ who was a ‘milk-a-holic we are predicting other clear and present lawsuits that major brands are going to be eventually sued for by Lindsay Lohan.

The actress Lindsay Lohan has sued E*Trade Financial Corp for $100 million, saying a “milkaholic” baby girl who appeared in a recent commercial was modeled after her. via reuters

She is the victim here people, and she will not take this laying down, well, I’m sure she takes a lot laying down but thats not really what this is about is it? Hey stop calling her a slut you jerks, she will sue your ass right off.

And now the short list:

Svedka Vodka: It tastes just like Lindsey Lohan.

McDonald’s: Birdie ( the mascot thats rarely seen) has girls hair, just like Lindsey Lohan has hair and those times when Lindsey puts it in pigtails…even worse, double the suit!

Toyota: Out of control driving, just like Lindsey Lohan. They planned all this recall business to mock Lindsey Lohans bad driving, its just mean how they are signaling her out. Not that she signals.

Apple: Steve Jobs introduced a iPad and its just like the bigger version of Lindsey’s iPhone, like what the hell Steve Jobs, stop trying to sleep with Lindsay Lohan by making bigger versions of her cell phone!

Marlboro: Cigarettes smell just like Lindsay Lohan’s hair, skin and teeth. This is a clear intentional attack on Lindsey’s personal oder.

People with brownish/redish hair: Jesus you mother fuckers, stop trying to breach Lindsay’s personal copyright on brownish/redish hair; And you blondes, Lindsay Lohan is giving you fair warning that when she dyes her hair again Ms. Lohan will be coming for you next.

Trampy drunk party girl sluts: Tara Reid, we are looking at you.

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