George Clooney is NOT hot

Chris Pine
Age: 28
Resume: Star Trek
He’s the reason why I would attend a Star Trek convention and I haven’t even seen the movie. Whatever gets him to beam me up with his Pine cone.

Ryan Gosling
Age: 28
Resume: The Notebook , Remember the Titans, Lars and the Real Girl
Ryan Gosling gave hope to every girl that there is a man like the character he portrayed in the Notebook. Unfortunately, movies lie. Ryan’s also known for his feature films, but what people don’t know is he was on the revival of The Mickey Mouse Club in the early 1990s. I’d join the club just to have Ryan’s mouse in my house.

Justin Bartha
Age: 30
Resume: The Hangover, National Treasure
Justin is definitely a hot sexy man trapped in a nerd’s body. But even that doesn’t look bad. Then again, anything looks good when you’re standing next to Nic Cage’s hair. He’s also really funny, which is the key to a girl’s pants.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Age: 31
Resume: The Tudors
JRM’s piercing blue eyes can melt any woman’s heart and his Irish accent can make a girl puddle to the floor. He seems like he’d be a complete asshole, but girls tend to find that incredibly sexy.

Joshua Jackson
Age: 31
Resume: Dawson’s Creek, Fringe. The Mighty Ducks
Joshua Jackson dominates in the looks section and there’s no doubt when he gets older he’ll look exactly like George Clooney. Sure the Mighty Ducks may not be on the same playing field as some of George’s movies, but he still has time. Besides I haven’t seen George doing any of those special moves like the Triple Deke both on and off the ice.