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MOVIESGeorge Clooney is NOT hot
Ryan Reynolds
Age: 32
Resume: Just Friends, Van Wilder, X-Man Origins: Wolverine
For a Canadian, he’s hot. As Van Wilder guys wanted to be him and girls wanted to do him. Actually, I’m pretty sure most girls still want to do him after seeing those sexy washboard abs he puts on display for the cameras. My name may not spell out “I moan” backwards, but Ryan would find out that it doesn’t matter, the end result is still the same. Write that down.
Colin Farrell
Age: 33
Resume: Phone Booth, Miami Vice, SWAT
Colin may be described as a greasy haired Irishman who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and swears like a sailor. That is actually an accurate description. Some girls may be turned off by it, but that’s their problem. There’s no way this guy isn’t great in the bedroom and probably does a great job of humiliating you in the process. Sounds like the recipe to pure hotness.
Joaquin Phoenix
Age: 34
Resume: Walk the Line, Gladiator
Many may think Joaquin Phoenix has gone off the deep end in recent months, but I beg to differ. The new, uber sexy Joaquin Phoenix wears shades of black and could easily challenge the remaining members of ZZ Top with is beard. His days of playing a Roman dictator may be far behind him, but Joaquin is more than welcome to “Carpe Me Vagum”.
Johnny Knoxville
Age: 38
Resume: Jackass
Sure, Johnny Knoxville may do stupid things. OK a lot of stupid things, but his incredibly hot body helps balance out his stupid antics. Plus his silvery flicks of hair are hot. He may be a Jackass, but I wouldn’t think twice about letting him put objects in my orphus’ that would probably be considered illegal in many countries. Whatever’s good for the camera.
Mark Wahlberg
Age: 38
Resume: Boogie Nights, Max Payne, The Perfect Storm
Underwear model, rapper, actor AND producer. Did I mention underwear model!? There is nothing this guy can’t do, except take a joke about his mother. I’m willing to look past that though. Besides, career stability is pretty sexy, especially when you’re a star. A big, bright, shining star, with a huge penis.
No, George is still hot guy. this guy has posted his personal ad to a celebrities dating site called (RichSearching.com) for several months. i just visited his profile page yesterday. it seems he has not logged in recently.omg, is he looking for new relationships?
You like more athletic looking guys. Clooney has more of the Don Draper “put me in a suit and I’ll do my hair real nice” look. I agree with you that it’s boring. And his chin is too big. He’s just goofy looking. I think a lot of women just love that square-jawed businessy look.