George Clooney is NOT hot

Gerard Butler
Age: 39
Resume: 300, The Phantom of the Opera & The Ugly Truth
Gerard just oozes that bad boy vibe. His eyes are the kind that were made for eye fucking. Not to mention he has a temper, which probably comes out in the bedroom. His Scottish accent is incredibly sexy and the way he says things could make you do anything at the drop of a kilt. He is also the only man that could make a burn victim look incredibly hot.

Paul Rudd
Age: 40
Resume: I Love You Man, Anchorman, Clueless
Paul just seems like a great guy with no douche factor what so ever. It’s kind of refreshing, which makes him incredibly hot with a dash of sexy. However, something tells me he’s a closet freak. I wish I knew what Jason Segal’s did to wake up to Paul’s dangly bitts in front of his face. I bet he was slappin’ da bass, hard. Totes McGotes.

Robert Downey, Jr.
Age: 44
Resume: Sherlock Holmes, Iron Man
Ever since RD Jr got out of jail for drug use (numerous times), he’s completely revamped his image. Thank god because the “I’m on drugs” look is definitely not sexy. Rob is a total DILF, which cannot be said about Clooney since he doesn’t have any children. Got you beat there, George.

John Stamos
Age: 45
Resume: Full House
What girl didn’t think Uncle Jesse was hot? Maybe, 5 and they are what I would call 51-50 crazy. Now that we’ve all grown up and are no longer jail bait, Uncle Jesse is fair game and sexier than ever. Not to mention he’s 100% available now that Rebecca Romijn is out of the picture. Have mercy

Johnny Depp
Age: 46
Resume: If you don’t know what he’s been in, you’re dead to me.
Johnny Depp can do nothing wrong. Ever. Sexy oozes out of his pores, so much he could bottle it and sell it for $1,000 and that shit would sell faster than Wonka bars.

Many people may think I’m crazy for not thinking George is sexy. Actually, I get badgered everyday from male co-workers, who are very firm in their heterosexuality, saying George Clooney is sexy. Well, I’m sorry he is not. He is simply average. Not ugly, just average. I’m reminded of a famous proverb “Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one”. Well, this is my asshole and even it looks better than George Clooney.