Happy Valley Summer Culture Calendar

August 19-22: LOW-CARB WEIGHT-LOSS WEEKEND

low carb weight loss weekend

Weigh-in Fat Thursday, when “Mayor Atkins” paints the Bacon Strip down the center of Main Street. Friday, Pig Roast. Saturday, Beef Scorch. Sunday, “Kill-It, And-Grill-It, BYO Meat Boil.” Last year, the town lost 1,604 pounds, not counting the late Clyde Harrison. This year, let’s make it a ton!

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August 27-29: XMAS-IN-AUGUST SIDEWALK SALES

sidewalk sale Who cares if it’s 95 in the shade! Bundle up the family to welcome Santa & his Hot 103.9 FM Helper-Honeys in the Coors Light Monster Sleigh. Friday night, Tree-Lighting and Lucky-Number Roasted Chestnut Drop by seaplane (headgear required). Saturday, full-course Turkey Dinner, followed by 17K Reindeer Run and frozen water-balloon fight with those “Grinches” of Pleasant Valley. Wait ‘til they see our new Ice-Ball Cannon!

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August 23-31: STAR WARS REVIVAL WEEKEND

star wars revival

May “the Force” be with us, when the Death Star Flatbed lands Friday, featuring clones of the whole gang, including Hans, Chewy, Luke and Captain Kirk. Meet Doris and Hugh Bicksley, the original Sand People! Star Wars Arts & Crafts Show (juried.) Visit Darth Vader’s Secret Pod (21-over). Saturday night “Yoda-Lady” Wet T-Shirt Contest (21-over). Downtown open late. Shop long and prosper!

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