Happy Valley Summer Culture Calendar

September 3-5: TABBYFEST X

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In our Mouse-Free Zone, the time is “Meow!” Sunbathe all weekend on our sweet-smelling “Kitty Litter Beach.” Saturday, enjoy the scrumptious Fancy Feast Lunch Buffet. Free kittens to first 500 visitors. Cat Toy Workshops. Saturday night, dancing at the Hair Ball. Remember: Sunday is Spay Day!

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September 10-12: TAXIDERMICON X

taxidermicon george w. bass

The region’s largest gathering of mummification artists and enthusiasts! See the Animal Hall of Presidents, including “Duck Nixon,” “Ronald Raven” and “George W. Bass.” Special guests, “Bill & Hillary Game Hen.” Free stuffed kittens to first 500 visitors.

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September 13-14: RETRO-PETRO OLD-TIME GAS DAYS

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Line up at the pumps for $1.80 per gallon gasoline! (Note: prices subject to change; while supplies last; limit one gallon per customer, with required purchase of $50 or more.) Drill in our Simulated Arctic Wildlife Preserve. Saturday, Oil-base Face-Painting. Fill your tank in the Guzzlers’ Tent (21-over.) (No smoking, please.)

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