dude… you are amazingly unfunny… you may wish to keep on trying, but perhaps that's enough for now.

@Uzi: Dude, you need to learn about the differences between penises and vaginas. Two authors. Four Balls.

These jokes got me hard. The guy used his finger as a rectal thermometer with Webster. Chill out. That's what Michael's doing.

I know you have allot of jokes and comments on MJ's death, but please leave Jesus out of this. Don't make jokes about HIM because he is Lord God Almighty.

These should be funnier -_-
Like 2 are funny, they are either shockingly awful
Or just as fucked up as the bloke :/

"but please leave Jesus out of this" Fuck HIM and his stupid cult.

[...] Original post: Micheal Jackson Greatest Hits: Jokes Edition | National Lampoon [...]

Apparntly it wasnt true Micheal jackson had a heart attack. he was found on the childrens ward having a srtoke.

seriously bizl!!! u need to shut up because u wouldnt even be a live without God! he created everything and He isnt a cult!

[...] LOS ANGELES—Michael Jackson, a talented child performer known for his love of amusement park rides and his hobby of collecting exotic animals for his Neverland Ranch, died from sudden cardiac arrest Thursday at the age of 12.The prepubescent singer, who enjoyed playing dress-up and often referred to himself as “the King of Pop,” was celebrated for his naïve exuberance and his generosity toward other children. “This is a terrible loss for music and for all of us,” brother Jermaine Jackson said. “He had so much potential to blossom into a gracious and mature human being. As it is, the world will never know the genius Michael Jackson might have become had he grown up.” The singer leaves behind a large body of hits, 25,000 unopened toys, and nearly $400 million of debt.Michael Jackson’s Greatest Hits: Jokes EditionBy Thane Economou and Rachel Arbeit – National Lampoon [...]

Here you have, another couple. Click on my name for more jokes like this!

"TMZ reports former pet Bubbles the Chimp was shocked upon hearing the news of his former owner.

Bubbles stated: "Although I am saddened during this difficult time, I take relief in knowing Michael is finally off my back". "

Top 10 Ideas for Michael Jackson Memorial Meal
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10) The Way You Make Me Veal
9) Break of Prawn Want to Be Starchin' Somethin'
7) Rock Shrimp with You
6) Heel the World
5) Smooth Crimini
4) Pretty Young Wing
3) Billy Jean Almondine
2) Remember the Thyme Roast Chicken
1) Black or White Cookies

michael-jackson-dead-jokes(dot)blogspot(dot)com

Check it out the national lampoon michael jackson wake interviews outside of UCLA Medical Center http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzhhXnVarRg

National Lampoon Wake Coverage outside of UCLA Medical Center http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzhhXnVarRg

That's a riot. Iran is an important issue.

With all the outpouring of love for Michael, we should not forget O.J.
http://cubicpolitics.wordpress.com/2009/06/28/les…

Dude this book is so prick he's died and you bastards are over here making fuckin jokes!!! Fuck you guys

Oh my God, they even have a version of "Goodbye English Rose" dedicated to MJ's nose… http://michael-jackson-dead-jokes.blogspot.com

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

A slightly different take on one of your's:

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with. And the other likes to fuck young boys.

You missed my favorite:

Q: What aer they going to do with all of Michael Jackson's plastic parts?
A: Melt them into Lego's so little boys can play with him for a change.

As for you who don't like the jokes.

QUIT FUCKING READING THEM.

Go get you copy of Redbook ar Cosmo and be all sweet and P.C. The rest of us want to laugh at this sick fuck one last time.

after michael jacksons death why did his plastic surgeon decide to melt down all of his work?

they decided to make little toys out of it so the little kids had a chance to play with him.

U guys r so F*cked up….the poor man just died and u r laughing at these retarted jokes about him…the people that made these jokes can go rot in hell. MJ was a world wide icon and will never be forgotten. i love u Michael! R.I.P

A good laugh, Thane, work on your moonwalk!!

and this is how we honor the man who is in the ginnis book of records for giving more money to charities than anyone ever IN HISTORY! Michael is the poster boy for misunderstood innocence. so much for innocent till proven guilty the man was an angel you clueless bastards have no idea about ALL HIS HUMANATARIAN WORK. GO FUCK YOURSELVES IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKERS!

yA KNOW i'VE NOTICED SINCE HIS DEATH ITS ALL THE FUCKIN IGNORANT MEN WHO HAVE BEEN HATEFUL ASSHOLES NOT THE WOMAN. MOST WOMAN THAT i TALK TO HAVE NEVER BOUGHT INTO ALL THE BULLSHIT LIES TO GET HIS MONEY. bUT LOW LIFE MEN WHO HAVE NEVER CONTRUBITED JACK SHIT TO SOCIETY AND NEVER WILL ARE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THE WAGON AND TALK SHIT. WHAT GOOD DO YOU DO FOR THE WORLD. REMEMBER THIS ASSHOLES, karma is a mother fucker! ROT IN HELL IS RIGHT AMEN

You know, it is shit heads like you who continue to torment a guy after his death!!
It is the very this that broke him! Don't you get it?
The nasty media full of insults just like yours are what killed his soul.
Then the doctors had to drug hi so he could escape the crap of the media, over and over again until he died!!
It's like the play ground bully that never goes away!
What human being can take that for 50 years!!
Have some damn compassion!

those are not funny and he didnt molest any boys or guys or wat ever you guys are just big herkfaces i hope he sees you guys in heaven and finds a way to punish you! YOU ALL ARE VERY MEAN!!!! you guys dont know talent even if ti punched you in the face thats why you guys judge him and because he isnt whitee who cares about that stuff. TIS IS VERY OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE EXSPECIALLY HIS KIDS THINK ABOUT HOW YOU WOULD FEEL IF PEOPLE SAID STUFF LIKEK THAT ABOUT YOUR DAD!!!!!UGGHHHHH!!!!!

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dude…….you are sooooo UNFUNNY! some of those jokes gave me a giggle or two but those jokes where kinda mean and stupid…………..
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dude thats sooo mean not cool at all those r very gross and so not nice and i like jokes those werent even funny dosnt matter if they were about MJ they werent funny just lame:(

u suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! leave him alone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did michael jackson say when he fell overboard?
"throw me a buoy"

I agree with you even today this shit is still not funny, L.O.V.E you MJ

these jokes are so old and dumb. they were dumb even when they were new….almost 20 years ago. the man didn't commit the crimes.

seriously. get some new fucking material and lay off this man. hes dead now. so are the jokes. let him rest. its so annoying when people say these jokes as if theyre new and funny. who ever is still walking around telling these jokes expecting a laugh, are lame.

Hay que ser un enfermo para publicar esto y aún más en los días después de lo ocurrido…  
Asco me da de haberme topado con una página tan irrespetuosa que hace chistes sin gracia de las cosas más falsas que te puedas echar a la cara. A ver cuando nos informamos antes de hurgar en la herida.  

The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks….

There is evidently a bunch to realize about this. I suppose you made some good points in features also….

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