NAG NAG NAG! A Morality Tale of Marital Ennui

firing squad

OH NO! FIRING SQUAD!

ZONE OUT! ZONE OUT! ZONE-AAGGGHH!

morty's grave

-AGGGH… oh. The firing squad’s gone. So is the lynch mob. I can finally catch my breath.

It’s… it’s actually kind of nice here. It’s quiet. Maybe I’ll lay down here for a while. It’s very quiet, come to think of it. Peaceful, even. Finally, some peace. Crimony. Took long enough.

Very peaceful. Peaceful.

Sweet, sweet peace.

Peace.

…

I miss my wife.

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martyd said: (Friday 24 April, 2009 )
But do you really miss your wife? I think in comparison, you are just saying that. Think long and hard, your happier now then you were.

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