Potluck vs. Orgy: A Beginners Guide [infographic]

13 September 2011 View Comments
By Philip Moon
Philip Rodney Moon is a comedy writer from the state of Michigan. A graduate from Michigan State University and a member of the MSU Telecasters, he's written across the web for Cracked.com, MadAtoms.com, ArtOfManliness.com and WeirdWorm. His website is www.philiprodneymoon.com

 

Societal rules can be tough to navigate, and we at National Lampoon are here to help you understand them and avoid embarrassing faux pas. So we’ve compiled a quick and simple guide to the etiquette and rules for two similar, but ultimately different social settings: Potlucks and Orgies. Both are social settings that gather a lot of people, but knowing the difference can save you a lot of trouble down the road.

 

Societal rules can be tough to navigate, and we at National Lampoon are here to help you understand them and avoid embarrassing faux pas. So we’ve compiled a quick and simple guide to the etiquette and rules for two similar, but ultimately different social settings: Potlucks and Orgies. Both are social settings that gather a lot of people, but knowing the difference can save you a lot of trouble down the road.

1. Everyone Brings ________ To Share

Potluck: A dish of hot food, drinks, appetizers or supplies.

Orgy: Whips, handcuffs, lube or a gimp

2. Event Typically Held At _______

Potluck: Churches, social clubs, family get-togethers

Orgy: Swinger’s clubs, seedy motels, family get-togethers (Southern United States only)

3. The Event Has Too Many ___/Not Enough ____

Potluck: Casseroles/Vegetarian options

Orgy: Single guys/Bisexual chicks

4. A Good Host Makes Sure Everyone ______

Potluck: Gets enough to eat.

Orgy: Comes back for seconds (or thirds).

5. Careless Person Gives Everyone ______

Potluck: Food Poisoning

Orgy: Chlamydia

6. You Risk Losing Your___

Potluck: Good Tupperware or serving dish

Orgy: Dignity

7. You Arrange To Exchange _____________

Potluck: Casserole Recipes

Orgy: Partners

8.  At The End Of The Night You________________

Potluck and Orgy:  Feel Stuffed/ Have to clean a stained carpet

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