Rejected Fox News Obama Birthday Headlines
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On Friday, the web went into a bit of an uproar as the Fox News website’s depiction of Obama’s birthday shindig as a “Hip-Hop BBQ” that “didn’t create jobs” made the rounds.
Most saw the headline as being just a tad bit (read: pretty damn) racist. Unbeknownst to many, it could have been a lot worse. Over the weekend, we here at the National Lampoon got a hold at a few of the site’s rejected headlines. And let’s just say they make the original headline seem somewhat “Fair and Balanced.”
Barack’s Birthday Bash Gives White People the Shaft
Soul Train Awards Held at White House
Who Let The Dawgz In: Obama Hosts White House Birthday Bizzle
Whoomp. It’s My Birthday
House Party 4: White House Pajama Jammy Jam
Obama’s 50th: Bigger and Blacker
Extras:
Barack Turns White House Rose Garden Into His Own Blackyard (Barack in Rose Garden)
President’s Birthday Bash or Black Panther Party? (Barack next to Black Panther)
40 Acres and a Party at the White House (Barack, a Mule and Spike Lee)
Obama Holds Invite Only Chicken and Waffles Birthday Brunch (Barack in Jim Crow Era style blackface ad)
Obama Allows White House to be Burgled on Birthday (stolen tv sets)
EFIL4ZAGGIN (Barack in NWA Album Cover)









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