Online shopping, its a great tool of convenience. Saving the buyer the trouble of going to a store, searching for a item they may or may not even have in stock.

The other side of this sad, depressing, lonely coin would be the items you can buy without being seen by others. Being judged by the mean, happy masses who, most likely do not need the sad, depressing item we here at National Lampoon have deemed.

Drum roll please…

The Saddest Item You Can Purchase Online Today:

Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you; the Hug Me Pillow

note: adding 3 or more to cart will count as orgy

Whoa there creepy hand, use the safe word.

And my Mom said I'd never find a man.