Sex and the Sequel Bound to Come too Early

Drunk on Cosmos, Carrie doesn’t hesitate to get behind the wheel and continue to party. Unfortunately for the girls, they hit a hitchhiker who turns out to be Mr. Big. Burying the body in a shallow grave they think they’ve finally escaped the nightmare. Now, as Mr. Big rises to claim his victims, spreading both Miranda and Charlotte’s bodies all over the Adirondacks, Carrie and Samantha have brunch and band together to take on evil one last time.

A zombie plague strikes New York City and Carrie just doesn’t know how to handle the zombies emotionally. She and the girls meet to discuss zombie sex, zombie penis size, and just how sleazy zombies are in general. Carrie then writes a touching column about the need for tolerance toward zombie-human dating. And then Samantha sleeps with a zombie on the first date…

Going through her Eastern European phase, Samantha has sex with a Chernobyl survivor. Upon her return to New York, she experiences rapid mutant vagina growth. Samantha begins a sex rampage, terrorizing the city. Living out a life long dream, Samantha literally fucks the island of Manhattan. Now, it‘s up to Mr. Big’s massive boner to stop the hideous monster from destroying the entire Eastern seaboard.