Sex and the Sequel Bound to Come too Early

Carrie sleeps with Doc Brown and unwittingly steals the Flux Capacitor mistaking it for a sex toy. After pleasuring herself at 88 miles an hour, she sends herself 30 years into the future. There Carrie discovers her future self old and alone.

At last, it’s the perfect mix of Logan’s Run and Sex and the City. Having fun shoe shopping with her credit cards, Samantha’s palm-crystal turns red. Suddenly she can’t trust any of her friends as they are bloodthirsty to “re-new” her, killing her for sure! Now Samantha must take to the underground of the fashion world to escape certain death. With no Dolce & Gabbana brands in sight, she must now settle on Ross dress for less.

Marooned on the ice planet Hoth, the girls must fight for survival using their feminine wiles and some well-placed snowspeeder tow cables against an Imperial fleet that severely overpowers them in both size and strength. And then Samantha has sex with Han Solo, who replies: “and I thought she smelled bad on the outside.”