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75: Sean Connery - He just wanted to outdo Trebek.
74: Grover Cleveland- His mustache got him onto the 1,000 dollar bill back in the day.
73: Cary Elwes - Could have nailed any nine year old in the world around 1988.
72: Jack Cassidy- Whodunit? The ’stache seems to be a perfect giveaway.
71: James Franco- An attempt to appear less cool that totally backfired.
70: Randy Marsh - It’s electrical tape.
69: Daniel Plainview- It’s so cute when he gets milkshake on his mustache!
68: Reggie Jackson- He would never have been Mr. October if it weren’t for the upper lip warmth provided by his mustache.
67: Ryan Gosling - Sweet enough to make you forget Murder By Numbers.
66: Jeff Hostetler - He’s like 23 in this picture. Really.
65: Henry Waxman- California’s 30th congessional district elected him solely on mustache bend.
64: Goose Gossage - Because feathers itch too damn much.
63: Captain Kangaroo- Doesn’t he just make you want to jump into that deep pouch, Joey?
62: Colonel Sanders- Six of the seven secret herbs and spices are still stuck in that thing.
61: Teddy Roosevelt - Talk softly and grow a big stache. No one will notice your spectacles are crooked.
60: Wade Boggs- a superstitious guy, Boggs modeled his ’stache after the Hebrew word “chai.”
59: Seth Green- Well, he tried.
58: Richard Petty - It’s the same shape as his hat!!
57: Neville Chamberlain - If there’s anything positive that can be said about Hitler, it’s that he’s got a much better ’stache than Neville Chamberlain.
56: Kevin Kline- The stache wanted no part of Life as a House.
55: Jack Lambert - Why backs chose to run to Ham’s side instead. Jesus.
54: Cesar Romero - Kids, don’t get in the car with Mr. Romero.
53: Anil Kapur- This is such a great picture. “Anil Kapur brought a bouquet of flowers, how sweet. Wait a minute, he’s hiding something behind his back, this can’t be good. Oh, hold on, it’s another bouquet of flowers. Terrific!”
52: Jimmy Buffett - Hey Untalented David Crosby… Lookin good!
51: Lloyd George - If Winston Churchill was a bulldog, D. Lloyd George was definitely a chipmunk.
Awesome list. No Hitler?
No Zappa? I’m shocked.
what! where is frank zappa?
you guys are dicks
Frank Zappa omitted from this list? May weasels rip your flesh…
What about Jeff “Skunk” Baxter????
Say what you want about Hitler, but he did accomplish one thing . . . that no one would wear his style of mustache for the next 1000 years!
What about Sarah Palin? You bunch of left wing biggots!!!
After viewing the first page, I looked through the rest to find Jamie Hyneman from Discovery Channel’s Mythbusters. He gets made fun of on the show for his ’stache and called a walrus frequently. Good list overall, though.
I cannot believe you missed one of the most famous ’staches, Dale Earnhart!
where’s Dali?