The 90 Greatest Mustaches of All Time

50: The Pringles Guy- Revolutionized the world of potato chip storage by looking at his own shape in the mirror.

49: Johnny Depp - Could grow a Hitler stache and still get laid…by survivors…on an Amtrak.

48: David Robinson - The Dream Team? Nothing in comparison to that dreamy ’stache.

47: Albert Einstein- E=(Mustache)c^2

46: Ossie Davis - You can’t drink a High Life without pretending you’ve got a salt-and-pepper Davis.

45: Robert Downey Jr. - He’s made a few bad decisions in his life, but the ’stache was a step in the right direction.

44: Jason Lee- “If I grow a redneck stache, maybe I can get my own television show and stop being in Kevin Smith movies.”

43: Charles Bronson - Nothing to say other than this is the BITCHINEST picture ever. What if this guy was your dad?

42: Mark Twain - The American Santa Clause of Staches

41: Ron Jeremy- The only thing that could possibly allow him to have so much sex.

40: Richard Roundtree - You can still smell Pam Grier on it.

39: Pancho Villa- His ‘Stache gave the Mexican Revolution an iconic image. They needed one.

38: Ned Flanders- A fan-diddly-tastic mustache-aroony.

37: John Bolton - Nothing like creating the illusion that your bottom teeth are your only teeth.

36: Cheech Marin - This is what happens when you smoke marijuana.

35: Oates from Hall & Oates- “What I want, you’ve got and it might be hard to handle.” Hall wrote that line about Oates’s stache.

34: Wild Bill Hickock - Shot seven times in Deadwood. Nose drapes stopped six of them.

33: Prince - If the elevator tries to shave your ’stache, GO CRAZY!

32: Joseph Stalin- Stache of steel.

31: Freddie Mercury - The Rosa Parks of Mustache Rides.

30: Jeff Foxworthy - You might be a redneck if your ’stache makes you look sophisticated next to Larry the Cable Guy.

29: Geraldo Rivera- Hypocrite stache opposes building a wall on the Mexican/American border while simultaneously acting as a wall on the nasal/oral border.

28: Dennis Eckersley - You don’t need to conceal your pitches when you’ve got a gorilla arm handlebar and a mudflap of closing doom.

27: Gallagher - He needs to take a Sledge-O-Matic to that upper lip.

26: William Howard Taft- Yes, he weighed over 300 pounds, but the stache accounted for about an ounce of that.