The List: Nails in the Coffin - Top 30 Career Suicides

25. Mischa Barton - She didn’t realize she wasn’t a good actress and that everyone would actually be happy when her character died on The OC. Instead, she left one of the hottest hit TV shows around to pursue a career in film, only to find that demand for her special brand of “acting” (making a squinchy face and trying to look cute while pouting) had dried up. Her last hope now is that another phone company needs a spokesperson soon.

tom selleck

24. Tom Selleck - Tom made what could be considered as the ultimate ‘Epic Fail’ of turning down the role of Indiana Jones. Hey, you’ll always have your ’stache, Tom.

janet jackson wardrobe malfunction

23. Janet Jackson - In the era of great Super Bowl half time shows, the Wardrobe Malfunction marked the end. This could’ve been the greatest comeback move in the history of pop, but I guess no one was interested in an old dusty titty ball.

mike tyson

22. Mike Tyson - You might say he bit off the ear that feeds him. Sorry, getting a tattoo on your face or being a mockery of yourself in The Hangover doesn’t help the comeback.

VP dan quayle

21. Dan Quayle - The former VP misspells potatoe, paving the way for later President George W. to successfully create the word NUK-YA-LER.

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christina said: (Wednesday 07 October, 2009 )
in this picture of janet and justine. is janet showing her breast on stage.
Emma said: (Tuesday 17 November, 2009 )
yo
Emma said: (Tuesday 17 November, 2009 )
Im in english at the moment aT SCHOOL :) its boring!
Nigel said: (Monday 30 November, 2009 )
haha lol. Im doing homework… or at least meant to be :)
School fails up the bum!
Mexican said: (Friday 04 December, 2009 )
Im sittin in a parkin lot drinkin beer, found a wireless connection so im about to just party alone here. chiken chencilo no hablo english !!!
mexican said: (Friday 04 December, 2009 )
o yea and macalkin is a fagggg
ada said: (Thursday 10 December, 2009 )
mütiş bir insandır kendisi micheal jackson da aynjı onuda çok seviyorum
arlinda said: (Tuesday 15 December, 2009 )
esht shum foto e mire tung kosova hello chris
arlinda said: (Tuesday 15 December, 2009 )
i’m not speak very good english because i’m from kosova very good chris you my favorite best siger with t.i bye from arlinda kosova albania aaaaaaaaa:p
natalia said: (Monday 21 December, 2009 )
me gusta mucho macaulay culkin…y espero q triunfe q no siga la droga q el amor lo aga cambiar es un gran pibe love q dios te vendiga aca en la argentina te quieren mucho ya tenes muchas fans yo soy una de ellas
teri said: (Wednesday 30 December, 2009 )
hey all you foreign ppl seem so hot ;p
muah
Jared said: (Thursday 04 February, 2010 )
Haha, nice job on the pictures and the writing. I lol’d at the subtle mention of Joaquin Phoenix’s “BYE GOOD”.
rold said: (Sunday 07 February, 2010 )
haha you are faney
popdicks said: (Sunday 07 February, 2010 )
eww ur g@y

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