The List: Nails in the Coffin - Top 30 Career Suicides

25. Mischa Barton - She didn’t realize she wasn’t a good actress and that everyone would actually be happy when her character died on The OC.  Instead, she left one of the hottest hit TV shows around to pursue a career in film, only to find that demand for her special brand of “acting” (making a squinchy face and trying to look cute while pouting) had dried up.  Her last hope now is that another phone company needs a spokesperson soon.

24. Tom Selleck - Tom made what could be considered as the ultimate ‘Epic Fail’ of turning down the role of Indiana Jones.  Hey, you’ll always have your ’stache, Tom.

23. Janet Jackson - In the era of great Super Bowl half time shows, the Wardrobe Malfunction marked the end. This could’ve been the greatest comeback move in the history of pop, but I guess no one was interested in an old dusty titty ball.

22. Mike Tyson - You might say he bit off the ear that feeds him.  Sorry, getting a tattoo on your face or being a mockery of yourself in The Hangover doesn’t help the comeback.

21. Dan Quayle - The former VP misspells potatoe, paving the way for later President George W. to successfully create the word NUK-YA-LER.