The List: Nails in the Coffin - Top 30 Career Suicides

tara reid

15. Tara Reid - If it’s not broke, don’t fix it- right? Apparently not for Reid, who underwent multiple cosmetic surgeries in order to enhance her appearance. Unfortunately for the former starlet, her lousy boob job and failed tummy tuck left her looking more like a raisin sinking into the ground than a contender for Maxim’s Hot 100. It might not be the end all to her career though; word on the street is that she was recently offered the role of “the dead body” in Titanic 2: Rose’s Wake.

milli vanilli

14. Milli Vanilli - If that damn record didn’t skip, they could have churned out far more than one hit… I mean the artists behind the puppet strings could have churned out far more than one hit.

oj simpson

13. OJ Simpson - Surprisingly, killing your ex-wife and her lover will also kill your career as Nordberg and the face of Hertz. They really need to update that “All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten” book to include that helpful gem. Maybe OJ’s embarrassing faux pas could have been avoided.

mel gibson

12. Mel Gibson - Not a great career call to tell a cop that “Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” The cop’s son’s barmitzvah theme of “Braveheart” was subsequently switched to “Spongebob Squarepants.”

eliot spitzer

11. Elliot Spitzer - One situation where no one wins. Elliot Spitzer has to come home every night to that look of disappointment on his wife’s face, New Yorker’s have to see that confused look on David Paterson’s face.

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christina said: (Wednesday 07 October, 2009 )
in this picture of janet and justine. is janet showing her breast on stage.
Emma said: (Tuesday 17 November, 2009 )
yo
Emma said: (Tuesday 17 November, 2009 )
Im in english at the moment aT SCHOOL :) its boring!
Nigel said: (Monday 30 November, 2009 )
haha lol. Im doing homework… or at least meant to be :)
School fails up the bum!
Mexican said: (Friday 04 December, 2009 )
Im sittin in a parkin lot drinkin beer, found a wireless connection so im about to just party alone here. chiken chencilo no hablo english !!!
mexican said: (Friday 04 December, 2009 )
o yea and macalkin is a fagggg
ada said: (Thursday 10 December, 2009 )
mütiş bir insandır kendisi micheal jackson da aynjı onuda çok seviyorum
arlinda said: (Tuesday 15 December, 2009 )
esht shum foto e mire tung kosova hello chris
arlinda said: (Tuesday 15 December, 2009 )
i’m not speak very good english because i’m from kosova very good chris you my favorite best siger with t.i bye from arlinda kosova albania aaaaaaaaa:p
natalia said: (Monday 21 December, 2009 )
me gusta mucho macaulay culkin…y espero q triunfe q no siga la droga q el amor lo aga cambiar es un gran pibe love q dios te vendiga aca en la argentina te quieren mucho ya tenes muchas fans yo soy una de ellas
teri said: (Wednesday 30 December, 2009 )
hey all you foreign ppl seem so hot ;p
muah
Jared said: (Thursday 04 February, 2010 )
Haha, nice job on the pictures and the writing. I lol’d at the subtle mention of Joaquin Phoenix’s “BYE GOOD”.
rold said: (Sunday 07 February, 2010 )
haha you are faney
popdicks said: (Sunday 07 February, 2010 )
eww ur g@y

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