The List: Nails in the Coffin - Top 30 Career Suicides

15. Tara Reid - If it’s not broke, don’t fix it- right?  Apparently not for Reid, who underwent multiple cosmetic surgeries in order to enhance her appearance.  Unfortunately for the former starlet, her lousy boob job and failed tummy tuck left her looking more like a raisin sinking into the ground  than a contender for Maxim’s Hot 100.  It might not be the end all to her career though; word on the street is that she was recently offered the role of “the dead body” in Titanic 2: Rose’s Wake.

14. Milli Vanilli - If that damn record didn’t skip, they could have churned out far more than one hit… I mean the artists behind the puppet strings could have churned out far more than one hit.

13. OJ Simpson - Surprisingly, killing your ex-wife and her lover will also kill your career as Nordberg and the face of Hertz.  They really need to update that “All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten” book to include that helpful gem.  Maybe OJ’s embarrassing faux pas could have been avoided.

12. Mel Gibson - Not a great career call to tell a cop that “Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” The cop’s son’s barmitzvah theme of  “Braveheart” was subsequently switched to “Spongebob Squarepants.”

11. Elliot Spitzer - One situation where no one wins. Elliot Spitzer has to come home every night to that look of disappointment on his wife’s face, New Yorker’s have to see that confused look on David Paterson’s face.