The List: Nails in the Coffin - Top 30 Career Suicides

joaquin phoenix beard

10. Joaquin Phoenix - On October 27, 2008 he said “BYE GOOD” to acting to pursue a rapping career, which apparently includes adopting the ‘Hobo Joe’ chic look. Take that FUBU!

larry craig

9. Larry Craig - Who knew that tap dancing in the bathroom could ever get you into so much trouble? I tap my feet on the toilet all the time, but that might explain why most of my visits to public restrooms end in homoerotic experiences and out fifty bucks.

macaulay culkin

8. Macaulay Culkin - Nothing kills the career of a child star faster than growing patchy facial haired puberty. Quirkily cute kids like Culkin almost always grow up to be quirkily not-cute adults. Throw pubescent nuptials and a few too many sleepovers at Neverland Ranch into the mix, and you’ve gone from Home Alone to home alone with no one calling.

chris brown

7. Chris Brown- We’re all still waiting for his duet with Ike Turner, “You’re, Once, Twice, Three times a Punching Bag.”

steve irwin

6. Steve Irwin - He was a fearless man who kept all living creatures close to his heart. But as much as he loved all, none would ever have a special place in his heart the same way the short-tail stingray did… It is rumored that moments before he died he cried out fervidly “Croikey!”

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christina said: (Wednesday 07 October, 2009 )
in this picture of janet and justine. is janet showing her breast on stage.
Emma said: (Tuesday 17 November, 2009 )
yo
Emma said: (Tuesday 17 November, 2009 )
Im in english at the moment aT SCHOOL :) its boring!
Nigel said: (Monday 30 November, 2009 )
haha lol. Im doing homework… or at least meant to be :)
School fails up the bum!
Mexican said: (Friday 04 December, 2009 )
Im sittin in a parkin lot drinkin beer, found a wireless connection so im about to just party alone here. chiken chencilo no hablo english !!!
mexican said: (Friday 04 December, 2009 )
o yea and macalkin is a fagggg
ada said: (Thursday 10 December, 2009 )
mütiş bir insandır kendisi micheal jackson da aynjı onuda çok seviyorum
arlinda said: (Tuesday 15 December, 2009 )
esht shum foto e mire tung kosova hello chris
arlinda said: (Tuesday 15 December, 2009 )
i’m not speak very good english because i’m from kosova very good chris you my favorite best siger with t.i bye from arlinda kosova albania aaaaaaaaa:p
natalia said: (Monday 21 December, 2009 )
me gusta mucho macaulay culkin…y espero q triunfe q no siga la droga q el amor lo aga cambiar es un gran pibe love q dios te vendiga aca en la argentina te quieren mucho ya tenes muchas fans yo soy una de ellas
teri said: (Wednesday 30 December, 2009 )
hey all you foreign ppl seem so hot ;p
muah
Jared said: (Thursday 04 February, 2010 )
Haha, nice job on the pictures and the writing. I lol’d at the subtle mention of Joaquin Phoenix’s “BYE GOOD”.
rold said: (Sunday 07 February, 2010 )
haha you are faney
popdicks said: (Sunday 07 February, 2010 )
eww ur g@y

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