The List: Nails in the Coffin - Top 30 Career Suicides

5. Orson Welles - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5LkDNu8bVU

michael vick

4. Michael Vick - Once a great quarterback, suspended indefinitely from the NFL and sentenced 23 months to jail for fighting dogs, racketeering and owning something called a rape stand. His 59% completion rate certainly didn’t help.

adam and eve

3. Adam and Eve - God tells you not to eat an apple. A talking snake tells you to eat the apple. If you are this stupid, you deserve to be banished from the garden of Eden.

howard dean

2. Howard Dean - The frontrunner for the Democratic nomination, Howard Dean made the common error of getting way too excited and yelling enthusiastically. Frightened, Democratic voters turned on him and nominated the only man in America who would never show any kind of enthusiasm.

michael richards

1. Michael Richards - No one ever thought that Kramer from “Seinfeld” would ever be relevant after the show ended. He was a one-trick pony, after all, so it seemed completely unnecessary to commit career suicide when you really don’t have a career to begin with. Michael Richards, however, found the perfect formula for destroying the career he didn’t have: (Bad stand-up routine + public meltdown) x racial epithets aimed at specific audience members = career suicide gold! For his next trick, Richards will pee on JFK’s eternal flame!

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christina said: (Wednesday 07 October, 2009 )
in this picture of janet and justine. is janet showing her breast on stage.
Emma said: (Tuesday 17 November, 2009 )
yo
Emma said: (Tuesday 17 November, 2009 )
Im in english at the moment aT SCHOOL :) its boring!
Nigel said: (Monday 30 November, 2009 )
haha lol. Im doing homework… or at least meant to be :)
School fails up the bum!
Mexican said: (Friday 04 December, 2009 )
Im sittin in a parkin lot drinkin beer, found a wireless connection so im about to just party alone here. chiken chencilo no hablo english !!!
mexican said: (Friday 04 December, 2009 )
o yea and macalkin is a fagggg
ada said: (Thursday 10 December, 2009 )
mütiş bir insandır kendisi micheal jackson da aynjı onuda çok seviyorum
arlinda said: (Tuesday 15 December, 2009 )
esht shum foto e mire tung kosova hello chris
arlinda said: (Tuesday 15 December, 2009 )
i’m not speak very good english because i’m from kosova very good chris you my favorite best siger with t.i bye from arlinda kosova albania aaaaaaaaa:p
natalia said: (Monday 21 December, 2009 )
me gusta mucho macaulay culkin…y espero q triunfe q no siga la droga q el amor lo aga cambiar es un gran pibe love q dios te vendiga aca en la argentina te quieren mucho ya tenes muchas fans yo soy una de ellas
teri said: (Wednesday 30 December, 2009 )
hey all you foreign ppl seem so hot ;p
muah
Jared said: (Thursday 04 February, 2010 )
Haha, nice job on the pictures and the writing. I lol’d at the subtle mention of Joaquin Phoenix’s “BYE GOOD”.
rold said: (Sunday 07 February, 2010 )
haha you are faney
popdicks said: (Sunday 07 February, 2010 )
eww ur g@y

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