The LIST: Top 20 2-in-1’s

The best inventions are often simply a combination of two pre-existing things.   For example: phones that can check your favorite cat-based blogs; the Irish Spring 2-in-1 hair and body wash that can get you in and out of the shower faster than a pit crew on chocolate covered espresso beans; and a chair that swivels, reclines, and prevents rickets.   These are all basic concepts that someone knew to bring together into one glorious package.   So who did it better than anyone else?

Ladies and Gentlemen (and combiniations of the two), the Top 20 2-in-1’s of all time.

20. Ring Pop: Feel like wearing a little extra bling to a party, but worried you might get hungry?  Look no further!  The ring pop fulfills the desires of a foodie and a fashionista.

19. Heelies: The shoes everyone secretly wanted, but most were too embarrassed to wear in public.  For kids who want to be more mobile pains-in-the-ass.

18. Ice Cream Cake: For those of you out there that can’t wait to eat your ice cream after that large slice of cake. Why just clog your arteries when you can get a double-dip of diabetes as well?

17. Arnold Palmer: The near perfect combination of iced tea and lemonade was patented by near perfect golfer Arnold Palmer.  Unfortunately, the beverage does not cure a scythe-like slice.

16. Skymall: How many times have you been on a plane and thought to yourself, “Shit, this flight is really taking time away from my shopping.”  Alternatively, how many times have you been in a mall and thought to yourself, “Shit, this mall would be so much more fun if it could fly.”

15. Hall & Oates: Where did Hall begin and Oates end? Only a few scarred tour bus drivers know for sure and they’ve been driven mad by hearing Maneater on repeat.

14. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup: Part peanut butter and part chocolate. It’s as if Peanut Butter met Chocolate and they banged on a pool table to conceive this mouthwatering offspring. And what a delicious bastard he grew up to be.

13. Stripper: She’s an exotic dancer and a responsible college student trying to pay back her loans. Thanks, Dad!

12. Kirstie Alley: Two people shoved into one dress - the sex symbol of the 90’s and the cautionary tale of the 00’s.