The List: Top 20 Revenge Movies of All Time

15. Friday the 13th (1980) -You’ll literally blow out your colon with fear if you find yourself at Crystal Lake on a stormy night. Ladies, try to keep your tops on because that’s a machete he’s holding, not the key to your 1980’s virginity you so drunkly have a hard time keeping.

14. Revenge of the Nerds (1984) - This movie got every “underdog” at least CONSIDERED for sex in 1984. Sealing the deal was up to the individual loser.

13. Munich (2005) - Two hours of hunting the bad guys culminate in a squidgey climactic f*ck scene I wish I’d been warned about ahead of time so I could have gone to the lobby for popcorn instead of sitting through it with my parents.

12. V for Vendetta (2005) - a masked man and his ally, a scrawny little boy played by Natalie Portman avenge themselves and the citizens of London against the government on a very special day. And although V is wearing a kick a** mask I can tell you it’s not the 31st of October.

11. The Crow (1994) - A man is killed by a gang of street thugs and is then resurrected by a crow.  The crow then leaves and takes a dump on a car.