Things You Didn’t Wanna Hear

dog three way

“In my apartment, buddy, there’s only one way to properly ask me to tape the game for you. Three-way.”

sketch troupe

“The bad news is you’ve got inoperable cancer. But here’s the good news: we’re starting a sketch troupe!”

urine piranhas

“Says here this quicksand is home to urine piranhas. They burrow into the… ah. The urethra. Well. This isn’t good.”

report to wardrobe

“Congratulations, you’ve got the jon. Go report to wardrobe and we’ll get you set up with a semen bib.”

jamie kennedy fran drescher elevator

“Whoa, looks like the elevator’s stuck. Guess we’ll just have to wait it out, huh? Hi, I’m Jamie Kennedy. Meet my friend, Fran Drescher Karaoke-Bot 5000.”

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Sad said: (Saturday 11 July, 2009 )
Yeah, George Carlin was a genius all right! In this stunning ripoff to his material, the only thing you forgot to do was to actually make them funny!

Does National Lampoon pay for this stuff? I mean, the cover story about “sandwiches”. WTF? If this is the case, please let the Lampoon die and stick to your individual blogs so the people you make laugh by shoving pencils up your noses can twitter your newest material.

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