“Mr. Trump’s” Braised White Toast* $50.00 Chilled Pepto Bismol Served in Brandy Snifter $45.00 Shaved Ice $30.00 Single Organic Banana $30.00 “Mr. Trump’s” White Rice, lightly salted* $50.00 3 Saltines $35.00 The Most Beautiful Piece Of Chocolate Cake You Have Ever Seen $75.00 *white only, no substitutions
About Cara Marino
Cara Marino is a freelance writer and TV producer. She has written grocery lists, notes to her husband and cries for help. She once had dinner with Walter Cronkite which she tries to work in every single conversation. It's like, enough already.
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PRESS RELEASE FROM STATE STREET GLOBAL ADVISORS. Due to the overwhelming interest and popularity for the “Fearless Girl” sculpture on Wall Street, NYC Mayor Bill DeBlasio has announced several other installations that will be added over the course of the year in partnership with State Street Global Advisors. “Fearless Girl”, installed on International Women’s Day, […]