Entries by Caren Lissner


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Revised Storm Names for 2017 Atlantic Hurricane Season

After receiving an executive order, the National Hurricane Center, under the auspices of the National Weather Service and National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, recently updated its 2017 list of tropical storm names. Hurricane season runs from June 1 through Nov. 30 in the Atlantic Basin. Most of the staff resigned or went underground rather than […]

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Why haven’t you opened your ecard yet??

Darling, I sent you a Valentine ecard two weeks ago but I checked and saw that you haven’t opened it. I went to great lengths to pick out just the right Tom and Jerry graphics to include, and the most appropriate rap tune, and you haven’t bothered clicking the link. Just to sweeten the pot: […]

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About Your Claim in the Class Action Lawsuit

  To whom it may concern:   This is to notify you about a proposed settlement of a class action lawsuit filed in 2010 against the phone company for overcharging between January 1, 2007 and December 31, 2008. A settlement of $8 million was proposed on Sept. 1, 2016. You are eligible to submit a claim if […]