Well, it seems like despite everyone’s best efforts, the world may soon be coming to an apocalyptic end – and I for one plan on being fully prepared in every way. I think a prudent, armageddon-ready first step is making sure my home and valuables are secure in the event of a nuclear blast, and […]
About Connor McCausland
Connor writes comedy for himself and others in New York City. He's trying very hard. His writing has appeared in AboveAverage, Reductress, McSweeneys, and CollegeHumor.
Entries by Connor McCausland
Guess what, man? I totally did it! Mile high club, baby! Yes! I just got LAID in the bathroom of this regularly-scheduled international passenger flight operated by Malaysia Airlines. Which reminds me: she was Asian! And we’re irrevocably lost in the fabric of time, as you may or may not have heard. So apparently […]