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About James Folta
James Folta is a writer and comedian based in NYC. He has written for The New Yorker, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and more. He's a performer at the UCB Theatre. Read his writing online at www.JamesFolta.com and his shortest writing at @JamesFolta.