“Blessed are the Vaginas, for they will inherit the Shaft.” (Angry Vagina Psalm: 11-33.) ~~~ Dear Priestess of the Blessed Vagina, As you know, we have a fuzzy supernatural being in our lives. She excretes Holy Wine, begs you for Carbs of Christ, and commands you to perform penance for wrongdoings by giving her “Hail […]
About Juliette Fretté
Hi friends! I'm a new age nomad or otherwise, a 'modern gypsy'. An enthusiast for badassery, good-natured batshittery and general mind-fuckery, my powers are limitless. Aside from being unapologetically vain, I like to write things, breakdance, paint, create stuff, manipulate things telekinetically, and take Kitteh, my one true love, on trips around the world.
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PUBLIC SERVICE DISCLAIMER TO ALL DISGRUNTLED “PENIS CUSTODIANS”: Dear Mr. DNA Dispenser, Due to Angry-Lonely-Penis backlash to previous entries on “The Adventures of Angry Vagina”, Angry V is compelled to remind you that she will not be contained. She gives no shits about ‘fitting inside your box’. Go fit yourself in her box. Namaste, Angry […]
Once upon a time, right about now, there is a legendary hero and her name is Angry Vagina. Like any self-respecting and noble Cave of Wonders, Angry V has always done her part to inspire cravings for salt, stockpile jewelry, and hide money. But it was never enough. Why am I really here? She wonders, […]
Let me tell you a tale of a close friend of mine named Angry Vagina. One sexually frustrated day, she decides to join a mobile dating app against her better judgment. Dared to participate by a Penis Custodian friend of hers (technically not bangable because of “nobody’s fucking business”) she is unable to resist the […]