Shakespeare The rogue fled from me like quicksilver, and hid himself in the brakes, And left me to the mercy of the mumblenewses. Fie, tidy little Bartholomew boar-pig! ’Twas a thicket of lies! Hemingway When I woke it was the sound of Chuck Schumer’s head exploding that announced the release of the […]
About Lauren Morgan Whitticom
Lauren Morgan Whitticom is a freelance writer and editor based in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Of these greats, she most closely identifies with Poe. In other words, you might one night find her outside a bar raving like a lunatic and wearing clothes that don't fit. She firmly believes that Eddy's mysterious demise was the result of a shady 19th-century political practice known as "cooping." Google it.