Articles by Marty Dundics
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Fat, Drunk and Stupid: The Inside Story Behind The Making Of Animal House by Matty Simmons released by St. Martin’s Press has just hit the shelves.
We have been asked to review the book, I told them, ‘Look, just because Matty Simmons was a founder of National Lampoon, where I work and he produced Animal House, my all time favorite movie. Don’t just assume I’ll be giving it a easy review. We are professionals. There is an editorial process. So be prepared.’
One might say Fat, Drunk and Stupid could rank up there with …
If these two can’t make it work, what chance have we all for love?
Ryan Seacrest has confirmed the news that TMZ broke a short time ago: Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning after 72 days of marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries. Kim plans to cite “irreconcilable differences.” And TMZ says the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.
Immediately after this news broke, I had to inform famous playwright and huge Kim Kardashian fan, William Shakespeare of the split.
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ME: Hey William, I have some news about Kim …
Kids,
Your Mother and I need to talk with you about this family’s credit rating.
Now, we both love you, and I know you’ve heard alot of screaming recently about spending and money. I’m sorry your mother likes to scream so much. She and I are having a slight disagreement about how this household should be spending its’ money. Your Mother wants to just let this family fall apart so she can fix it her own way, most likely by selling those horrible bracelets she learned to make out of beans and …
I sat down with Orkblaunt 15 at a cafe near 75th street and Amsterdam on Sunday for a late brunch. The topic of conversation turns, as it often does to current events. Orkblaunt 15, or Ork as he likes to be called for short, is on a fact finding mission from the far away galaxy of Mining-Zar, which when converted to human time and distance is rather far away, like 15 million light years. It took him something like 45 minutes in his fancy ship. He brags about this often. …
















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