Entries by Mike Calahan


Punchlines to Knock-knock Jokes Rejected by Highlights, the Magazine for Children, Which Has Since Banned Me from Future Submissions

1. Orange you glad I didn’t say gonorrhea? 2. Lettuce in, we’re being racially profiled and historically this will not end well for us! 3. Anita borrow $100 to pay for meth! Because I’m addicted to meth! 4. Knots-y’s appear to have peripheral influence in the current administration! 5. Leaf me alone or I will […]