The NFL is also a fashion show where top prospects show off proper courtroom attire that will likely be shown to a judge sometime in the near future.
Men who seem to look younger and younger every year for some reason, get all nice and dressed up for a night at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.
This old football tradition prompts players expecting to be drafted into the NFL to purchase a nice suit. Though football is not played in suits, many of these draft picks will probably follow …

In order to better highlight the celebratory tone just a little bit more, there will be 10% more confetti at this year’s NFL draft.
“When you want 10% more excitement, 10% more fun, we recommend 10% more confetti,” Radio City Music Hall event planners said.
But some say that one-tenth more confetti will be used to emphasize the victory of maybe getting a job in professional football because, “the draft needs it.” Skeptic on the Street has said, “in order to distract fans from the fact that there are two interesting quarterbacks …

The World Champion St. Louis Cardinals would like to make sure that people are aware that they are the reigning World Champions by noting their World Champion status as often as possible.
It was not even six months ago that the “Happy Flight” 2011 St. Louis Cardinals beat the Texas Rangers in an exhilarating 7-game series to become major league baseball’s World Champions. Now the World Champion St. Louis Cardinals are back to baseball, working towards completing another successful season, but not without ensuring that all are aware they are the …

A new scandal shows that a sport based on hitting and tackling in a league full of criminals may be just as barbaric as you probably imagine.
According to an NFL investigation timed perfectly to keep fans talking about football during the offseason, New Orleans Saints players were rewarded from 2009-2011 for inflicting injuries on opposing players that resulted in them being removed from a game.
Gregg Williams, the Saints’ defensive coordinator at the time, has admitted and apologized for running a bounty pool of up to $50,000. “It …

Chris Brown has joined forces with Rihanna, just three years after using force on Rihanna.
Perhaps out of duress, Rihanna has joined her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown on not one, but two songs that you can fist-pump to at the club before you go roofying some chicks.
“Some were worried that people will lose respect for Rihanna by getting back with the man who so shamelessly abused her,” Music Industry Analyst Ty Quando says. “However, studies have shown that no one has any respect for Rihanna, anyway, which means it doesn’t matter. It’s …

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is a gorgeous woman who probably never had the experience of being heckled until Sunday night, when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl again.
At Lucas Oil Stadium, after Super Bowl XLVI concluded with another New York Giants victory over the New England Patriots, Giants fans noted that QB Eli Manning has been successful in 2-out-of-2 Championship games against her husband, QB Tom Brady.
“My husband cannot [expletive starting with "f" and ending with "ucking"] throw the ball and catch …

Football player and flamboyant drama king, Terrell Owens told his personal trainer that he misses the NFL. After advising to spread the word that he’s interested in playing real professional football again, Owens said, “it’ll be different this time… I’ve changed, I promise I’ve changed!”
On a day when Terrell Owens (the performer formerly known as T.O.) was supposed to be holding a press conference to speak about accepting the Allen Wranglers’ offer to both play for their indoor football league team and join their ownership group, Owens instead invited reporters …

Dallas Mavericks Point Guard Jason Kidd will miss several games that may or may not miss him.
Symptoms like muscle weakness, loss of flexibility, difficulty using his hands and walking have been developing for years now, team doctors say.
Sports fans have reacted by declaring that they don’t care nor are they surprised by the news.
Mann on the street Gregg Mann told us that, “Once the NBA gets rid of the half of the teams that are completely irrelevant, I’ll watch me some basketball… which will be in May, I guess.”
 
 

The Indianapolis Colts won 8 fewer games this season than they did last year, playing an entire season without beloved franchise hero quarterback Peyton Manning. Naturally, this has made the Colts unsure if they should stick with their Man(ning) or take their chances with Luck.
While Indy hosts the Superbowl this year, they will think about how to get back to the big game… and if their chances are better with Peyton Manning or Andrew Luck under center.
Let’s examine the options…
The Incumbent: Peyton Manning
PROfessional resume:

4 MVP awards, an NFL record
11 Probowls
Fastest …

Big Ben Roethishamburglar gets a lot of respect and credit from sportscasters and analysts for being a tough, strong leader…the kind that would rape your sister in a bathroom. Unfortunately, while a bum left ankle may not slow one’s rape-roll, it drastically affects the ability to quarterback.
A transformer blew up which, while sounding pretty cool, was the cause of two blackout delays during the Monday Night Football game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the San Francisco 49ers at Candlestick Park.
But the park wasn’t the only thing that was dim for …