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This one is almost too easy. Just carry around any big ass book other than …

This is Claude’s story.
 
Claude is an oft-misunderstood, oft-misinterpreted man. The story begins with Claude robbing a bank. Not the most noble of deeds, but unless you’re rich enough to get government bailout money, who really is financially secure these days? The heist is successful. That is impressive. Have you ever robbed a bank? Fuck no! Most people in movies don’t even get away with it, but Claude did. And then we all know what happened. He gave his heart to a woman and she gave him a bullet in return. …