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Other Big Goofs From Last Night’s Oscars

Arms on Oscar statues held on with Scotch tape.


Jimmy Kimmel allowed to host.


Edgar Blount, a homeless man who attacked Pee Wee Herman with a claw hammer back in the 80’s, was left off of the “In Memoriam” list.


Caitlyn Jenner couldn’t have any drinks, as she was having to hold her tinkle in until she got home later.


Mel Gibson didn’t rsvp soon enough for the tar and feathers to be ordered.


Canine actor from A Dog’s Purpose made a bowel movement on the red carpet, and was asked to leave. Nicole Kidman did the same thing just an hour earlier, however, and was allowed to stay.


According to inside sources, the show wasn’t intended to be so boring and lame.


Faye Dunaway’s nip slip, wherein her left nipple actually slipped entirely off of her body and fell onto the floor, where it was unfortunately mistaken by Matt Damon as an errant Junior Mint.


Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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