Arms on Oscar statues held on with Scotch tape.
Jimmy Kimmel allowed to host.
Edgar Blount, a homeless man who attacked Pee Wee Herman with a claw hammer back in the 80’s, was left off of the “In Memoriam” list.
Caitlyn Jenner couldn’t have any drinks, as she was having to hold her tinkle in until she got home later.
Mel Gibson didn’t rsvp soon enough for the tar and feathers to be ordered.
Canine actor from A Dog’s Purpose made a bowel movement on the red carpet, and was asked to leave. Nicole Kidman did the same thing just an hour earlier, however, and was allowed to stay.
According to inside sources, the show wasn’t intended to be so boring and lame.
Faye Dunaway’s nip slip, wherein her left nipple actually slipped entirely off of her body and fell onto the floor, where it was unfortunately mistaken by Matt Damon as an errant Junior Mint.