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Bowling Green Massacre and Our All-Time Favorite Kellyanne Conway Lies

So now Kellyanne Conway is referring to a “Bowling Green Massacre”, which according to all news outlets, isn’t really even a thing. Kellyanne, you rascal!
This made us all warm and nostalgic for all of Kellyanne’s other ‘Alternative Facts’ over the past several months. Take our hand and join us for a sentimental walk down memory lane, won’t you?


Mitch McConnell Was People Magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year in 2003.


Flakes of Trump’s skin psoriasis can rejuvenate a weakened potato crop if applied liberally.


Disco never died, and is fact is living a comfortable, if simple life, in the mountains of Venezuela.


She was really popular in high school, and her eleventh grade English teacher didn’t punch her as hard as she could in the stomach.


The rhythm method is a perfectly viable birth control solution, provided you’re under twenty-one and living in a rural area.


Scott Baio played Fonzi, NOT Chachi (she becomes visibly upset and confrontational for some reason whenever the subject of Chachi is broached).


Having a large pentagram tattooed onto her back is simply an eclectic fashion choice, and not as many have speculated, “a receptacle for the pooled seed of her dark lord”.


Trump won the election.


Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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