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Are You Sure You Want To Log Out?

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The TV Beat- What To DVR Tonight!

Sandra's Café Hilarious antics ensue when Sandra and the…
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11 Special Counsels Trump Preferred Over Robert Mueller for Trump/Russia Investigation

Jared Kushner Scooby Doo Jared Kushner Matlock Jared…
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Other Super Secret Info Leaked To Russia By Trump

The White House Wifi password is password. The place underneath…
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Rejected Prom Themes

Enchanting Night Of People You’ll Never See After Graduation Dance…
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"Oh Crap! It's Mother's Day" 14 Last Minute Gift Ideas

Who has time to bake a cake? Little Debbie, that's who. Social…
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#ClimateChangeIn5Words

We took to Twitter to host @HashtagZoo’s weekly hashtag game…
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James Comey’s Medications for the Recently Unemployed or Politically Compromised

Are you stressed? Worn out? Beaten down? Have recent events --…
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Cutting Edge Gardening Tips

Fire-ant mounds do admittedly appear similar to chocolate lava…
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14 Times Even Fozzie Bear Couldn’t Bail Out A Mike Huckabee Tweet

To humorless trolls who soiled themselves re: my earlier tweet-stop…
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Basic French for People That Want to Move There Now

Guys, France is safe from far-right nationalism!  This makes…
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Some Pre-Existing Conditions The GOP Will Accept

Slimy skin Tightass Sunburn from an “All Lives…
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If Adult Movie Dialogue Was Actually ‘Adult’

“Oh god, you’re harder than getting out of bed in the morning.” “I…
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#MyMicrowaveSecretlyRecorded

Once again we took to Twitter to host @HashtagZoo’s weekly…
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Trump's Plans for a Canadian Border Wall

The Moat We’re going to build a great moat, a great moat,…
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Turning Your Lemonade Stand Into A Solid Money-Maker

Wet Lemonade T-Shirt Contests with several of the neighborhood…
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14 Product Placements for Pop Songs # 9 Will Make You Literally Want To Eat Their Words

Put a BK Onion Ring On it Beyoncé The Real Slim Jim…
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Trump's First 100 Days

The biggest accomplishments by the Trump Administration during…
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Signs That You're At A Crummy Garage Sale

1) Knick knacks are in a box marked as "evidence". 2) They…
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Time’s List Of 100 Most Influential Times

That Time When You Were Like I’ll Never Drink Again That…
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Auditing A Juggalo

INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE Robert Evans, Senior Auditor 2001…
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HighKu's

The assignment was given our subjects: Ingest one of several…
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Mar-A-Lago Menu (In the Event of Your Eventual Food Poisoning)

“Mr. Trump’s” Braised White Toast* $50.00 Chilled…
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8 Acts Weirder Than Hans Zimmer Playing Coachella

Think Hans Zimmer playing Lion King at Coachella this weekend…
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11 Amazing Last Minute Tax Hacks

Taxes are due on April 18, but there’s no need to stress. We’re…
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#DescribeSocialMediaBadly

Once again we took to Twitter to host @HashtagZoo’s weekly…
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Fareed Zakaria Declares the Moments Others Truly “Became the President”

“I think Donald Trump became president of the United States.…
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Elevator Pitches for Lifetime Movies

She had to do it Because She Couldn't Have Kids. Janelle, a…
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Vacation Hotel Tips!

1) Most inexpensive motels don't have room service, but that…
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Wall Street’s Additions to Fearless Girl

PRESS RELEASE FROM STATE STREET GLOBAL ADVISORS. Due to the…
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Recent Cases of iPhone Damage in the Current Political Environment

Repair Ticket #2948528 Phone smashed against wall after aunt…
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#DescribePoliticsBadly

We took to twitter to play #DescribePoliticsBadly with HashtagRoundup…
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Your Pregnancy Week By Week: Meat Lovers Edition

We think that getting weekly email updates about your pregnancy…
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Budget Cut Reading List

Trump's budget cuts will no doubt have a negative effect on this…
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8 Taylor Swift Lyrics That Are Also Grounds For a Restraining Order

Just have Taylor Swift add “Your Honor” to these lyrics in…
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7 Movies with HUGE Holes in the Plot

1. The Shawshank Redemption 2. Indiana Jones 3. The Core 4.…
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It's Time to Meet the 2017 RNC Babies!

What do you get when you mix $7 Bud Lights with 50,000 pro-life…
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QUIZ: Medical Condition or Accounting Firm

1. Baker Newman Noves 2. Epstein Barr 3. Riley Day 4.…
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First-Date Customer Satisfaction Survey

Congratulations! You’ve been selected to participate in a…
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Brexit Up Is Hard To Do

The Five Stages of Grief Following a Bad Break-Up / Planned Withdrawal 1)…
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Top Five Signs That Your Pet Goldfish Is a Stockbroker from the 80's

It’s your worst nightmare, you come home late one night to…
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Other People Mike Pence Won't Dine With

Pence's wife has announced that Mike Pence never dines with women…
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The 8 Most Important Features of Samsung's New Galaxy S8

We received the new Samsung Galaxy S8 phone just the other day,…
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Things We Learned From The New Spider-Man Trailer

Robert Downey Jr. may very well be able to act his way out of…
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Paul Ryan's Other Teenage Dreams

“So Medicaid, sending it back to the states, capping its growth…
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Spring Broke: Your Cheap Destination Guide

(Your Guide To Fun, Inexpensive Places To Visit For Spring Breakers…
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A Timeline of the Development of the Modern Democracy

  1294 B.C.E. – Egyptian scribes break the first-ever…
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Animated Movies To Properly Prepare Kids For the Real World

Finding Chemo The Little Barmaid Stuck In A Dead End Job The…
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Guided Meditations For The Trump Era

In light of recent political events, we’ve updated our app…
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Every Emoji Is a Dick Emoji

You've probably heard the old adage "the eggplant emoji is…
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Welcome to The Wire-Tap! The DC Area's Premiere Beer Garden.

Menu Bar Snacks Sleeping With The Ene~meatballs If we're…
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Lepre-Caan's St. Patrick's Day Tips

No Pushing And Shoving At The Bar! A snub-nosed 38 pressed into…
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Signs That You Have March Madness

Seemingly are running a high fever, but in actually have simply…
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Most Anticipated New Reality Shows

Extreme Vetting  Join America’s most extreme veterinarian,…
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Unwanted Virtual Reality "Brand Experiences"

 The FedEx Immersive Apartment Feel like you’re actually…
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Animatronic Donald Trump's Executive Orders From Disney's Hall of Presidents

Inside Disney’s Hall of Presidents attraction, 44 animatronic…
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Trump Administration Revised Terror Watch List

Nordstrom Australia Meryl Streep Cast…
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5 Ways to Spice up Your Relationship with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak

Every serious relationship goes through dry spells. It’s…
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Overheard at Trump/Cruz Dinner

President Donald Trump and Texas Senator Ted Cruz officially…
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The Hottest Travel Destinations on TRAPPIST-1

In our present day, when it may be best to evacuate Earth, NASA…
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Kellyanne Conway's Guide To White House Etiquette

When squatting on the Oval Office couch as if it were a piece…
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The 17 Best Articles to Binge Read This Fat Tuesday

Mardi Gras, aka Fat Tuesday, is a day of excess before the sober…
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Other Big Goofs From Last Night's Oscars

Arms on Oscar statues held on with Scotch tape. Jimmy…
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Trumped Oscar Films

The American Academy of Arts & Sciences announced during…
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How To Tell If You're Allowed In The White House Press Briefing Room

Your paper has plenty of gratis full-page ads for Ivanka's sassy…
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Other Surefire Ways to Get Kicked Out of CPAC

  Organizers for the Conservative Political Action Conference…
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President Trump's Black History Month Checklist

☐  Why no White History Month? Have someone look into that. ☐…
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TRUMPO Phonetic Alphabet

The administration's defense secretary said Trump may reduce…
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White House, Dirty Laundry: Presidential Sick Habits

Sure, everyone knows that Taft was stuck in a bathtub, JFK banged…
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What Happened 'Last Night In Sweden'

Here's what President Trump was talking about when he mentioned…
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Reasons Why I Imagine You Didn’t “Like” My Post

You didn’t see it. You like to space out your “likes,”…
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Sports Illustrated: The Lesser Known Specialty Issues

Sure, you know the "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition".…
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White House Valentine's Day Cards

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Mike Flynn Phone Calls

The Trump Administration has more phone call problems. (Now…
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Rejected Candy Hearts

Your Fist Is On My List Four Fingers?!? Please?…
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The Grammys Drinking Game

To play, tune in to The Grammys on CBS at 8pm and simply take…
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5 Ways To Repurpose Aging Supermodels Into Minimalist Home Decor

As our runway models age, we ask ourselves, “What do I do with…
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Trump/Putin Rom-Coms

Four Elections and An Impeachment Donald is a brash but sensitive…
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Rudy Giuliani’s Cyber Security Tips

As Donald Trump’s administration continues to take shape, Rudy…
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Other Things That The Kremlin Would Like An Apology For

President Trump's interview with Bill O'Reilly on Fox News really…
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Bowling Green Massacre and Our All-Time Favorite Kellyanne Conway Lies

So now Kellyanne Conway is referring to a "Bowling Green Massacre",…
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Trump Calls to World Leaders

President Donald J. Trump reportedly became angry during a telephone…
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Does The Mile High Club Still Count if My Plane Has Been Missing Since 2014?

Guess what, man? I totally did it! Mile high club, baby! Yes!…
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Oprah Winfrey is joining 60 Minutes

Oprah Winfrey is joining 60 Minutes as a Special Correspondent.…
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Upcoming Movie Crossovers

Let's face facts, Hollywood is running out of ideas. Well, not…
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Super Bowl Vegas Odds

Experts predict close to $5 billion will be bet on Sunday's Super…
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Naughty NASA Pickup Lines

Do you want to ask out that special crush, but scared she’ll…
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Other Trump Executive Orders You Might Have Missed

New trade agreement discussions with Chile ("Mostly because I…
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How The Obamas Spent Their Vacation In The British Virgin Islands

When the Obamas departed from the White House on January 20th,…
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Alternate ways of paying for the wall

Now that Mexico has refused to pay for the wall that the Trump…
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White House Confidential: Overheard During Trump’s First Week In Office

Anyone got a thesaurus? I’m running out of synonyms for the…
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2017 Ethics: Punching a Nazi and Other Acceptable Acts

Punching a Nazi Putting an empty milk carton back into…
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Trump's Other Changes To The White House Website

Trump wasn't in office for even a day when he made several notable…
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Alternatives to Alternative Facts

The truth seems to be a fickle thing in the new White House,…
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BuzzFeed for Dads

19 Nose Hair Trimmers Guaranteed To Spice Up Your Love Life. 27…
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Grizzly Bears I Would Have Totally Shot at School

Conor, 5th Grade (Spelling Class) Conor was pretty much the…
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Women's March on Washington Pick-up lines

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Most Common Tattoos Spotted at the Trump Inauguration

Demonic/zombie bald eagle with dead dove in it's mouth: 174 Rebel…
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Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration

Given President Trump’s notorious sexist comments about women,…
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Washington, D.C. Travel Guide for Trump Supporters

Tens of thousands of Donald Trump supporters will be flocking…
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The New School Threat: Grizzly Bears

Sure guns in schools can do SOME bad things, but what's the REAL…
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Obama Sticky Notes

Sticky notes that President Obama has left around Washington…
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GOP Affordable Care Replacement Ideas

Don't despair, folks! All is not lost! Just mostly...   Quit…
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The Real Reasons That Ringling Bros Are Shutting Down

Bankrupt after having to bail out so many clowns who had been…
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Jason Vorhees' Camp Crystal Lake Etiquette

1. Look, we know why you're here. You're going to have sex. And…
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Notable lines from Donald Trump's upcoming Inaugural Address

"Ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what your country…
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How to Explain a Golden Shower to an Evangelical

It's like the story of Noah and the Flood, but God is a high-priced…
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Donald Trump Reviews Overrated Meryl's Top Films

Kramer Vs. Kramer Overrated Meryl won an Academy Award for her…
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Golden Globe Categories That Don't Make it to Air

Best Performance By An Actor/Actress Trying To Bounce Back From…
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Other Revelations from the U.S. Intelligence Community

  Russian hackers got into the Nielsen computers and sabotaged…
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9 Great Urinal Conversation Topics

1. Cold out/hot out/regular temperature out. 2. These…
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Reality Shows of the Dictators

PUTIN YOU ON "Smile!  You're on Candid Comrade!"  The playful…
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Mariah Carey's Excuses For Her Horrible NYE Performance

Distracted by the horribly intense yeast infection brought on…
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Grim Reaper’s 2016 Party Gets Outta Control

Looks like someone can’t get enough celebrating this year,…
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What ABC Isn't Telling You About The Bachelor

More robots per episode than an entire season of Westworld. The…
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Trump's Definitions of Common, Everyday Political Terms

President-Elect Trump recently referred to the UN as simply "a…
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Useless Tinder Rip-Offs

Just in time for the horrible, lonely holidays! Here Come The…
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7 Reasons Why You’ll Regret Reading This Click Bait Article

1) You’ve been had! There’s no nudity here, pal. Why don’t…
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Christmas Gifts The Trump’s Asked From Santa

The Declaration of Independence, for Ivanka to use as coasters…
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Daily Planner Schedule For The Elf On The Shelf

9:30 am Tinkle into the dishwasher's detergent container. 10:15…
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Donald Trump's Pre-Tweet Crib Sheet

Mr. President-Elect Trump, please always refer to the following…
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10 Lesser Known Award Shows Nominees

Tis the season for award show nominees. Here are the few, the…
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Least Clicked On Fake News Stories

Creator Of CB Radio Sets Own Buttocks On Fire Nazi Scientists…
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Hard To Fill Help Wanted Ads

NOW HIRING: Reverse Psychologist  You don’t really want this…
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My TripAdvisor

“Had Reservations Before We Made Reservations” ★★☆☆☆ Reviewed…
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Least-Purchased Cyber Monday Deals

Gummers' Eve douche for the elderly, pack of 24 for $8.99 "Extrava-Danza!…
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Most Anticipated Moments From The 2016 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

New England Patriots mascot balloon not inflated properly, falls…
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Thanksgiving Family Conversation Starters

"So, let's all take turns saying what we're thankful for, and…
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The Trump Presidency, The First 100 Days

ObamaCare replaced by TrumpCare (first-aid kit, bottle of off-brand…
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Rosy-Cheeked Residents of the Bizarro Earth Are Thankful For...

President-Elect Michelle Obama not only soundly defeating Donald…
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How to Be a White Ally Without All the Hassle

Are you distressed about the results of the recent presidential…
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Steve Bannon, Really? He Doesn’t Even Make My List of Top 5 Favorite Nazis

  I gotta tell you: I’m real disappointed with the…
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So You're Moving To Another Country...

What Now? Things To Consider:   1) Don't Go From…
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Election Night Comforting Thoughts

Regardless of who ultimately wins, the night of the Presidential…
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Very Last Minute Election Surprises

Adak, Alaska has the pleasant distinction of being home to the…
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Election Day Voting Checklist

Are you ready to make the arduous journey to your local voting…
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Notes From Hillary's Diary

For the next week leading up to the election, Hillary Clinton…
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Mike Pence's Thoughts As The Plane Skidded Around

Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence was in a plane…
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Melania's Whistle-Stop Tour

The odd, little out of the way places that Trump's campaign advisors…
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TrumpTV: 15 Shows He Will Remake For His New Network

We got ahold of the transcripts from his meetings with network…
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Can We Guess Your Age As Part Of A Deeply Sinister Population Control Program?

It's time for us to come clean, readers. Now that the cat…
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Surprise Guests of the 3rd 2016 Presidential Debate!

Today's CNN report cited the guests invited to tonight debate…