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Bobby Fink: Kid Detective - The Case of Trump's Missing Terror Attacks

It was the start of February when she walked back into my life.…
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Rudy Giuliani’s Cyber Security Tips

As Donald Trump’s administration continues to take shape, Rudy…
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Hearing To Determine Grizzly Bear’s Eligibility In Schools

SENATOR BERNIE SALAMANDER: (D-VA): The watering hole will come…
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Putin's Diary

Dearest Diary, Sometimes I believe you are my only friend.…
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Other Things That The Kremlin Would Like An Apology For

President Trump's interview with Bill O'Reilly on Fox News really…
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Trump's New Rules

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… Meeting in…
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FOTO BOMB: Lady Gaga Super Bowl Halftime Show

The question everyone has. What will Lady Gaga wear and do…
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Sean Spicer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Period.

I went to bed chewing thirty-five pieces of gum, and before…
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Bowling Green Massacre and Our All-Time Favorite Kellyanne Conway Lies

So now Kellyanne Conway is referring to a "Bowling Green Massacre",…
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President Seeking Agreeable White House Staffer

Thank you for coming in today. As you surely know, these White…
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Trump's National Prayer Breakfast Offering

Hey, are you there God? It's me, Donald. To tell you the truth,…
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Trump Calls to World Leaders

President Donald J. Trump reportedly became angry during a telephone…
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Does The Mile High Club Still Count if My Plane Has Been Missing Since 2014?

Guess what, man? I totally did it! Mile high club, baby! Yes!…
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Oprah Winfrey is joining 60 Minutes

Oprah Winfrey is joining 60 Minutes as a Special Correspondent.…
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Building Your Deck with Elon Musk

Step 1 - Commit to Your Deck Hi, my name is Elon Musk and welcome…
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Upcoming Movie Crossovers

Let's face facts, Hollywood is running out of ideas. Well, not…
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Incredible Football Facts!

The first football was built as part of a New Deal–era jobs…
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Super Bowl Vegas Odds

Experts predict close to $5 billion will be bet on Sunday's Super…
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Naughty NASA Pickup Lines

Do you want to ask out that special crush, but scared she’ll…
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Other Trump Executive Orders You Might Have Missed

New trade agreement discussions with Chile ("Mostly because I…
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How The Obamas Spent Their Vacation In The British Virgin Islands

When the Obamas departed from the White House on January 20th,…
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News From the White House Got You Down? Try Presidex!

Do you ever find yourself staying up through the wee hours of…
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Extreme Vetting

"We take you live to New York City's John F. Kennedy International…
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Alternate ways of paying for the wall

Now that Mexico has refused to pay for the wall that the Trump…
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Steven’s March on Washington Highlights Issues of Importance to Steven

WASHINGTON — One week after the more publicized Women’s…
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White House Confidential: Overheard During Trump’s First Week In Office

Anyone got a thesaurus? I’m running out of synonyms for the…
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2017 Ethics: Punching a Nazi and Other Acceptable Acts

Punching a Nazi Putting an empty milk carton back into…
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Wine Pairings With Household Chores

According to people who make science, housecleaning affords the…
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Trump's Other Changes To The White House Website

Trump wasn't in office for even a day when he made several notable…
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Alternatives to Alternative Facts

The truth seems to be a fickle thing in the new White House,…
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BuzzFeed for Dads

19 Nose Hair Trimmers Guaranteed To Spice Up Your Love Life. 27…
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Phone Messages Left on My Senator’s Voicemail

[BEEP!] Hey, there! It’s Andy. I was just calling to check…
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President Trump's First News Conference

"We take you to Washington D.C. where President Trump is about…
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Grizzly Bears I Would Have Totally Shot at School

Conor, 5th Grade (Spelling Class) Conor was pretty much the…
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Women's March on Washington Pick-up lines

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You smell slightly less awful then the other hippies. So,…
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Most Common Tattoos Spotted at the Trump Inauguration

Demonic/zombie bald eagle with dead dove in it's mouth: 174 Rebel…
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Taking the Twitter Oath

'I, Donald J. Trump will chew out world leaders. I will tweet…
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Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration

Given President Trump’s notorious sexist comments about women,…
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Washington, D.C. Travel Guide for Trump Supporters

Tens of thousands of Donald Trump supporters will be flocking…
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The New School Threat: Grizzly Bears

Sure guns in schools can do SOME bad things, but what's the REAL…
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Procrastinators! You Can Still Move Away! Try Guam!

FYEO – Guam Chamber of Commerce Secret Plan For Attracting…
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Mr. Trump Goes to Washington

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… The next President…
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About Your Claim in the Class Action Lawsuit

  To whom it may concern:   This is to notify…
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Obama Sticky Notes

Sticky notes that President Obama has left around Washington…
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GOP Affordable Care Replacement Ideas

Don't despair, folks! All is not lost! Just mostly...   Quit…
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The Real Reasons That Ringling Bros Are Shutting Down

Bankrupt after having to bail out so many clowns who had been…
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Trump’s Golden Intelligence Briefing

Thank you for meeting with us today, Mr. President-elect. We…
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Jason Vorhees' Camp Crystal Lake Etiquette

1. Look, we know why you're here. You're going to have sex. And…
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Notable lines from Donald Trump's upcoming Inaugural Address

"Ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what your country…
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FOTO BOMB: Barack Obama is...MOVING!

Obama is getting ready to move out of the White House. He…
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How to Explain a Golden Shower to an Evangelical

It's like the story of Noah and the Flood, but God is a high-priced…
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Donald Trump Reviews Overrated Meryl's Top Films

Kramer Vs. Kramer Overrated Meryl won an Academy Award for her…
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FOTO BOMB: Trump @ CES

Trump is at it again doing his White House training at CES…
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Golden Globe Categories That Don't Make it to Air

Best Performance By An Actor/Actress Trying To Bounce Back From…
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Other Revelations from the U.S. Intelligence Community

  Russian hackers got into the Nielsen computers and sabotaged…
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Ask The Magic 8 Ball

Dear Magic 8 Ball, Will this be the year that…
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Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat

Jack Sprat could eat no fat. He had high cholesterol, and his…
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9 Great Urinal Conversation Topics

1. Cold out/hot out/regular temperature out. 2. These…
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Reality Shows of the Dictators

PUTIN YOU ON "Smile!  You're on Candid Comrade!"  The playful…
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Mariah Carey's Excuses For Her Horrible NYE Performance

Distracted by the horribly intense yeast infection brought on…
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FOTO BOMB: Happy Trump New Year!

Donald Trump Wishes America a Happy New Year from Times Square.…
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Grim Reaper’s 2016 Party Gets Outta Control

Looks like someone can’t get enough celebrating this year,…
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FOTO BOMB: Putin Punished

" OBAMA does not take pleasure in the spankings or the sanctions…
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What ABC Isn't Telling You About The Bachelor

More robots per episode than an entire season of Westworld. The…
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FOTO BOMB: Amazon Echo Columbo Edition

After recent news concerning An Amazon Echo may be the key to…
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Trump's Definitions of Common, Everyday Political Terms

President-Elect Trump recently referred to the UN as simply "a…
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Life After Simon & Garfunkel: Exchanging a Christmas Present

Art Garfunkel uses his considerable celebrity to exchange a Christmas…
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Announcing the 2016 Fake News Award Nominees

For over fifty years, the Fake News Awards has been proud to…
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BREAKING NEWS: Cable News See Nativity Coverage As Ratings Savior

Cable networks salivating at their ratings-grabbing replays of…
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PIC QUIP: Trump Bomb Shelters

POSSIBLE CONFLICT OF INTEREST ALERT: Ivanka just announced her…
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Useless Tinder Rip-Offs

Just in time for the horrible, lonely holidays! Here Come The…
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7 Reasons Why You’ll Regret Reading This Click Bait Article

1) You’ve been had! There’s no nudity here, pal. Why don’t…
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It's a Wonderful Presidency

President-elect Trump is pacing inside the penthouse at Trump…
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WORLD WAR C

It’s is difficult to remember the small events that preceded…
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Christmas Gifts The Trump’s Asked From Santa

The Declaration of Independence, for Ivanka to use as coasters…
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Daily Planner Schedule For The Elf On The Shelf

9:30 am Tinkle into the dishwasher's detergent container. 10:15…
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Donald Trump's Pre-Tweet Crib Sheet

Mr. President-Elect Trump, please always refer to the following…
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10 Lesser Known Award Shows Nominees

Tis the season for award show nominees. Here are the few, the…
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An Oral History of Space Jam

Space Jam is the story of sport itself, touching on the universal…
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Least Clicked On Fake News Stories

Creator Of CB Radio Sets Own Buttocks On Fire Nazi Scientists…
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The Spy Who Came in from the Access Hollywood Bus

A dimly lit tavern, somewhere along the Ukrainian border. A waitress…
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Tales of WUT

by Shedd Kenwick      Part 1 At age 104, Shedd Kenwick…
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Hard To Fill Help Wanted Ads

NOW HIRING: Reverse Psychologist  You don’t really want this…
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These Electoral College Members Are Hot, Willing, and Waiting For Your Online Petitions!

Hey there, concerned citizen! Are you itching to have your voice…
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My TripAdvisor

“Had Reservations Before We Made Reservations” ★★☆☆☆ Reviewed…
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Least-Purchased Cyber Monday Deals

Gummers' Eve douche for the elderly, pack of 24 for $8.99 "Extrava-Danza!…
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Black Friday Lives Matter

A Eulogy For a Family Member Trampled and Killed During Black…
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Most Anticipated Moments From The 2016 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

New England Patriots mascot balloon not inflated properly, falls…
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Thanksgiving Family Conversation Starters

"So, let's all take turns saying what we're thankful for, and…
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The Trump Presidency, The First 100 Days

ObamaCare replaced by TrumpCare (first-aid kit, bottle of off-brand…
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You Are Invited to the Democratic Party’s White Working Class Appreciation BBQ

What: The Democratic Party’s First Annual White Working Class…
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Rosy-Cheeked Residents of the Bizarro Earth Are Thankful For...

President-Elect Michelle Obama not only soundly defeating Donald…
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How to Be a White Ally Without All the Hassle

Are you distressed about the results of the recent presidential…
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President Trump's Cabinet Member Selections

Citizens of these great United States, you can now rest easy.   …
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Steve Bannon, Really? He Doesn’t Even Make My List of Top 5 Favorite Nazis

  I gotta tell you: I’m real disappointed with the…
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Victory speech transcript from the 2116 Elections

Back to the future: so much can change in so little time Thank…
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WikiLeaks Bombshell: Militia Group Issues ‘Stand Down’ Order, Four Erections Die

KALAMAZOO, Mich. – As Republican presidential candidate Donald…
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So You're Moving To Another Country...

What Now? Things To Consider:   1) Don't Go From…
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Election Night Comforting Thoughts

Regardless of who ultimately wins, the night of the Presidential…
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Very Last Minute Election Surprises

Adak, Alaska has the pleasant distinction of being home to the…
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Election Day Voting Checklist

Are you ready to make the arduous journey to your local voting…
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Notes From Hillary's Diary

For the next week leading up to the election, Hillary Clinton…
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Mike Pence's Thoughts As The Plane Skidded Around

Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence was in a plane…
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Civil War Soldier Writes Home to Mother About Losing his Virginity

“Dear Mother, I shall hope you receive this letter in good…
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PIC QUIP: It Was Trump!

After being sealed in a vault and lost for years, the full…
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Melania's Whistle-Stop Tour

The odd, little out of the way places that Trump's campaign advisors…
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TrumpTV: 15 Shows He Will Remake For His New Network

We got ahold of the transcripts from his meetings with network…
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Alliterative Day-of-the-Week Themes to Boost Morale at Your Startup

  Mole Mondays Nope, not the cute little furry critter!…
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Can We Guess Your Age As Part Of A Deeply Sinister Population Control Program?

It's time for us to come clean, readers. Now that the cat…
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Surprise Guests of the 3rd 2016 Presidential Debate!

Today's CNN report cited the guests invited to tonight debate…
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Melania Trump Body Language Decoded

Anderson Cooper's CNN interview with Melania Trump held very…
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Internal Trump Campaign Emails From Last Weekend

+++++++++++++ Friday, Oct. 7, 2016 3:35 pm From: Donald To:…
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Kellyanne Conway Word Association

Who is this mysterious woman, Kellyanne Conway? The woman behind…
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The Upcoming Calendar Of Mr. Kenneth Bone

Ken Bone cares about America. If you think he's just at the Town…
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Trump's Other Favorite Sputnik News Stories

Donald Trump recently began citing a Kremlin funded news website…
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Other Times That Billy Bush's Shenanigans Have Landed Him in Hot Water

Forget about Trump! What about that little scoundrel, Billy Bush? His…
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Foto Bomb: Trumpenstein!

Paul Ryan said he'll no longer defend Trump. Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty tired of defending his monster too .
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Town-Hall Debate Drinking Game

Do a shot every time that:   Donald Trump attempts…
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Fallout Events From the Trump Video

  In a surprise move the Tic-Tac organization chooses…
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Donald Trump's Excuses For Not Paying His Taxes

It's Hillary's fault. He's done plenty of other illegal…
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Hustler Magazine's Reasons Why Donald Trump Should Be Our Next President

USA Today has come out against Trump. As is of course their right. To…
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What Trump Did Right During the Debate

Didn't bite anyone. (on-stage at least; and even Reagan took…
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Questions Rejected From Being Used During The Clinton / Trump Debate

  "Senator Clinton, is it true that ISIS unfriended you…