Few joys on God’s earth compare to the delight of seeing a woman naked for the first third any time. When a lady chooses to reveal herself to a man, she gives him a sensual gift that says, “I am doing this for the money.”
How terribly cynical, then, to learn that Lindsay Lohan‘s Playboy spread, which hit stand recently, was intended not to sate the internet’s obsession with redheads, but to help cover the legal costs of what I can’t be bothered to look up, …

Today beloved television and film actor, Rob Lowe, tweeted to a nation of sports fans hungry for any semblance of news that Peyton Manning would choose today to announce his retirement from the game he has so dominated for the better part of 14 years.

While Mr. Lowe’s sources have yet to be revealed and his statement yet to be confirmed, we here at National Lampoon were nonetheless impressed by the swift acquisition by Mr. Lowe of his modern day Twitter Nostradamus status. We asked Mr. Lowe to probe his sources …

Via Huffingtonpost
Model and actress Olivia Munn is the latest celebrity to strip down for PETA’s “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign.
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Unfortunately, the fully nude image was deemed too risque, so only a partial topless photo of Munn will appear on the PETA billboard on Beverly Boulevard in Los Angeles, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
“When you think about even that little tiny trim of fur on your gloves or on your collar, that is still coming from an animal that had to endure so much pain just for …

We at National Lampoon were able to get our hands on one of the most talked about reality tv pilots making the rounds at networks. The premise of ‘Tween House’ is a familiar one: 12 girls, living together in a mansion while competing for a cash prize and the all important chance at fame.
The girls, who vary in age from 6 to 11, are competing for $1,500 cash and an exclusive deal as the face of the start up clothing line, 6X-TREEM by Ali Lohan. The brand targets petite fashionistas …

This holiday edition of The National Lampoon Interview Show with Brian McCarthy we sit down with comic Dave Siegel! Brian explores Daves relationship and whether or not he should be the one to walk Daves lady down the aisle. We also discuss Baxter, Brians 14 year old incontinent beagle who will not stop peeing all over his brand new apartment. Thats right folks, all that AND MORE on this episode of The National Lampoon Interview Show with Brian McCarthy. Make sure to check out Daves website and see him at comedy club …

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The part @peteholmez didn’t want you to see…

@peteholmez & @nottjmiller Let Us Into Their Private Lives:

John C. Reilly isn’t just one of the funniest men on the planet – he’s also a man of many talents. Listen to him tackle this Ray Price country classic… apparently Jack White produced it, which is pretty awesome…

 
John C. Reilly with Becky Stark and Jack White – I’ll Be There (Ray Price cover) by rfp86