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Donald Trump’s Pre-Tweet Crib Sheet

Mr. President-Elect Trump, please always refer to the following notes before Tweeting.   This could save us potential embarrassment in the future.   Thank you.  –  The Office of Mike Pence

PLEASE REMEMBER:

Do not mistake NAFTA for NAMBLA.

The Klu Klux Klan did not raise lots of money for crippled kids.   Do not say good things about the KKK, and please do not refer to handicapped children as crippled kids.

When describing a romantic anniversary dinner out with the future First Lady, do not use the phrase,  “Two in the pink, one in the stink”.

You not only have to use spell-check, but also have a good idea as to the meaning of the word(s).

Chinese and Japanese people are not interchangeable; dear Lord, you terrify me.

Hispanic people do not have telekinetic control over a mutant race of subterranean mole people; please, please stop it.

MENSA and menses are not at all the same thing.

Transgender people find it offensive to be referred to as “Trans-Formers, more than meets the eye”.    Enough of this nonsense.

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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