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		<title>What Do Your Parents Do?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Little Johnny was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, fireman, policeman, salesman, and so on.
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him about his father. “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Black Eyes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
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These two guys walk into a bar, and they’ve each got a black eye. The bartender asks the first guy. “What happened to you?”
The guy responds “I had a slight mishap of words with my wife. You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY good looking. When I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Claus Bailout Hearings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 05:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[C-SPAN coverage of Santa Claus asking Congress for a financial bailout of the North Pole - Present Giving Industry. If they dont approve his aid package, Christmas may be ruined.
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		<title>Women Are From Venus</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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		<title>Family Matters</title>
		<link>http://nationallampoon.com/jokes/family-matters</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
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Some guys were hangin’ out, shootin’ the breeze, and the conversation turned to their kids.
One guy says, “I’ve got five sons. All over six feet tall. Damn good basketball team.”
Another guy says, “Right on. I’ve got nine sons and every one of them can field and hit. Great baseball team.”
Third guy chimes in with, “Way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Escaped Convict</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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An escaped convict breaks into a house and ties up the couple in the bedroom.  As soon as he has a chance, the husband turns to his wife in the skimpy nightgown and says “Honey this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just do whatever he wants. If he wants to have sex, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wheel Barrow</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
“Why don’t you put your money where you mouth is?” he said. “I’ll bet a week’s wages that I can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Night With the Girls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 02:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
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The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 AM, a bit the worse for wear, I headed for home. 
Just as I got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excitement in Punctuation</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon Little Johnny, knowing that he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Happens When You Give Up Drinking</title>
		<link>http://nationallampoon.com/jokes/what-happens-when-you-give-up-drinking</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
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A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.  The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?” 
“No, I [...]]]></description>
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