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Four Strange Things Found in Michelle Obama’s 2008 DNC Speech

With all this fuss about plagiarism from Melania Trump’s RNC speech some new things are coming to light as we take a closer look at Michelle Obama’s 2008 DNC Speech.

“In Slovenia, we have a saying, ‘a Serb is a Jew Spider you can lure out of hiding with the promise of a beet.'”


“It’s not the size of your Nazi puppet state, it’s how you use it.”


“When Josip Broz Tito died, we threw flowers at the train carrying his body on its way to Belgrade.”


“Over 56% of Slovenia is covered in woods, which puts the country in the top three wooded countries in the world.”


 

Written by Matt Rotman

Matt Rotman

Matt Rotman is a writer, poet, and comic (in ascending order of his father’s disappointment). His work has been featured in Diabolique Magazine, The New Southerner, Marathon Literary Review, and the anthologies, [Ex]tinguished & [Ex]tinct: An Anthology of Things That No Longer [Ex]ist (Twelve Winters Press) and Puff Puff Prose, Poetry and a Play Vol. II. He lives in San Diego, CA.

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