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CARTOON: Self-Checkout

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FOTO BOMB: Bad Hombres! Coming Soon!

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CARTOON: Lamb Chops

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PIC QUIP: Trump Debate Warm Up

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October 19, 2016/by Kit Lively

FOTO BOMB: Hillary’s Peaceful Campaign

October 18, 2016/by Michael Marsh

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October 18, 2016/by Kit Lively

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October 14, 2016/by Kit Lively

Kellyanne Conway Word Association

October 13, 2016/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Professor Logical

October 12, 2016/by Lance Hansen

CARTOON: Support Group

October 12, 2016/by Mike Shiell

The Upcoming Calendar Of Mr. Kenneth Bone

October 12, 2016/by Bridget Fitzgerald

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October 12, 2016/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Space Dating

October 12, 2016/by Mat Barton and Adam Cooper

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October 11, 2016/by Kit Lively

Foto Bomb: Trumpenstein!

October 10, 2016/by Jon Daly

Foto Bomb: Trump Debate Strategy

October 9, 2016/by Michael Marsh

Town-Hall Debate Drinking Game

October 9, 2016/by Kit Lively

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October 8, 2016/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Confession

October 4, 2016/by Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Donald Trump’s Excuses For Not Paying His Taxes

October 4, 2016/by Kit Lively

Hustler Magazine’s Reasons Why Donald Trump Should Be Our Next President

September 30, 2016/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Dysfunction Junction

September 30, 2016/by Johnny Sampson

PIC QUIP: Trumpkin Spice Latte #RejectedFallDrinks

September 28, 2016/by NatLamp Staff

What Trump Did Right During the Debate

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PIC QUIP: Trumpkin

September 26, 2016/by NatLamp Staff

Questions Rejected From Being Used During The Clinton / Trump Debate

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September 21, 2016/by Brandon Hicks

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September 20, 2016/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Very Close

September 20, 2016/by Teresa Burns Parkhurst

The Politically Incorrect Traveler’s Exam

September 19, 2016/by Christopher Easton

Top FAQs On The Ashley Madison Site

September 19, 2016/by Kit Lively

Fall TV Preview

September 18, 2016/by Josiah Madigan

Foto Bomb: Born in USA

September 16, 2016/by Michael Marsh

CARTOON: Trump Toilet

September 16, 2016/by Johnny Sampson

Weekend At Hillary’s

September 15, 2016/by Michael Marsh

CARTOON: Blots o’Laffs

September 15, 2016/by Lance Hansen

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September 13, 2016/by Kit Lively


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CARTOON: Lifeboat Lessons

September 9, 2016/by Mat Barton and Adam Cooper

Donald’s Letters to God

September 9, 2016/by Lance Hansen

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P.J. O’Rourke


Thanks for making your server password so simple – “poon” was our second guess.


The F.B.I.

PS – Our first guess was “Dipshits”


Finally. No worries.

Up yours,

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We haven’t forgotten about that dog.

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