Jokes My Mom Forwards Me: Beautiful Jersey Girl

My mom seriously forwards me all these emails…ridiculous!

How do you tell if a Jersey girl did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Beautiful Jersey Girl

Three men were talking about their new wives duties. The first man had an Illinois woman and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had a Michigan woman. He had given his wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third had a beautiful Jersey girl. Her new duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.