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Kellyanne Conway Word Association

Who is this mysterious woman, Kellyanne Conway? The woman behind Donald Trump. She can’t be that stupid, as she’s figured out that it’s not safe to be the woman in front of Trump, at least. So maybe she’s just too good at her job? Like, you know, the Devil. We were curious, so we presented her with this word association game, and she was a good sport.


 

National Lampoon: Donkey

Kellyanne Conway: Punch… I mean, Democrat. Shit.


 

NL: Golf shoes

KC: Tumor syrup


 

NL: Mermaid

KC: Erotic facial shingles


 

NL: Dragonfly

KC: Albino wound-juice


 

NL: Um… cartwheels

KC: Dysentery Bradshaw


 

NL: Wow, um….

KC: Hyplanft rowflq


 

NL: … What?

KC: Grndl…. vernt qurndl…. ampt!


 

NL: I… I don’t…

KC: Nccc- Kah!


 

NL: ……

KC: Trump isn’t that bad.


 

NL: I… Trump isn’t…. No. No!!

KC: Trump isn’t that bad.


 

NL: Trump… isn’t that bad.

KC: I think that I might vote for Trump.


 

NL: I think that… Oh God….

KC: Now, suck this.


 

NL: Oh Jesus… what the fuck is that?!

KC: Mmmmmmm…..


 

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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