Hello loyal dear readers,

In our shameless attempt to incentivize you to purchase our high quality NatLamp merch we have derived a fool-proof plan. Buy a NL branded t-shirt, send us a pic of you wearing it #MissLampoon (tweet/email/facebook/instagram) and we will let our readers vote to pick a winner every week to post on the pages of this fine American publication. Does it have to be a fetching young woman? Yes. Yes it does. But ANYONE can enter. So good luck! And have a grand day. – The Editors

What we are hoping for:

What we are currently getting:

Oh well! Guess as long as we’re selling shirts, we’re selling shirts. Go buy a fucking shirt.