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Obama Wire Tapping

What President Obama overheard while tapping Donald Trump’s phone during the campaign:


July 12, 4 p.m.: “Eastwood can’t do the convention? Damn, I love that chair bit.”

 

September. 11, 7 a.m., 8 a.m., 9 a.m., 10 a.m., 11 a.m., noon, 1 p.m., 2 p.m., 3 p.m., 4 p.m., 5 p.m., 9 p.m., 10 p.m.: “Yes, Rudy. I know you were Mayor on 9-11.”

 

September 22, 9 a.m.: “Sure, General. Why not? Go ahead and meet with the Russian Ambassador as often as you’d like. Take that racist guy with you. No, not him. The other one. No, the other, other one. No, the other, other, other, one. No … “

 

October 3, 6 a.m.: “Do you hear that giggling again?”

 

October 7, 3:30 p.m.: “Yeah, when I said you can grab them anywhere, I meant anywhere.”

 

October 17, 12:30 p.m.: “No, Governor Christie, I said a No. 2 combo with a Diet Coke.”

 

October 28, 9 a.m.: “That’s a dozen red roses to the FBI office. Yes. C-O-M-E-Y.”

 

October 31, 2 p.m.: “Yeah, we’re all wearing Bannon masks.”

 

November 3, 10:45 a.m.: “Can you believe how much golf Obama plays? And vacations? He takes like two a year. I told you those people were lazy.”

 

November 8, noon: “Who’s Mike Pence?”

 

November 9, 2 a.m.: “Victory speech? You’re shittin’ me.”

 


 

Written by Les East

Les East

Les East is a nationally renown freelance journalist. He was recently named top sports columnist in the United States by the Society of Professional Journalists and Louisiana Sportswriter of the Year by the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association. When he’s not writing about sports — and sometimes when he is — he likes to provide snarky commentary on current events. You can follow him on Facebook and Twitter — @Les_East

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